A Fan Managed To Run On The Field And Kiss Lionel Messi Today
It's shockingly easy to meet the greatest soccer player in the world, if you really try. Lionel Messi is the best soccer player in the world, so it's understandable that fans want to get closer to...
View ArticleIndia's Rural Olympics Are The Craziest Thing You've Never Seen
Letting tractors run over you? Carrying bricks with your teeth? Balancing plows on your mouth? This ain't London or Rio, friends. The "Indian Rural Olympics" is a three-day competition held every...
View ArticleMetta World Peace Needs A New (Chinese) Calendar
The man, the myth, the weirdo. Last night Metta had a message for his Chinese fans... That message was "I don't know what I'm talking about." H/T Andrew Sharp at SB Nation
View ArticleSuper Bowl MVP Joe Flacco Is Finally Getting His Due
The new face of a franchise. Joe Flacco hasn't yet signed his impending mega-contract after winning the Super Bowl, but he's already the new face of a franchise. The Haribo Gummy Bear franchise. Via:...
View ArticleSex.Com Wants To Pay Rob Gronkowski $3.75 Million To Film A Porn Scene
At least the Patriots star probably won't get hurt doing this. Probably. I mean, unless he hurts his penis. From the sexing. This is Sex.com. It's basically Pinterest for porn. And by basically, I...
View ArticleFirst-Grader Hits A Free Throw To Earn A Day Off For The Entire Student Body
Blake Harper has ice-water in his veins. Mater Dei is an all-boys school in Potomac, Maryland, and likely home to a few Baltimore Ravens fans. Before last Sunday's Super Bowl, the school held an...
View ArticleThe World's Oldest Known Baseball Card Sells For $92,000
Only one other copy of the card still exists, deep inside the Library of Congress archives. A Maine man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was antiquing along the US-Canadian border some time last year...
View ArticleThis Is How An NBA Star Handles His Business
James Harden is a Grown Man. Image by David Santiago/El Nuevo Herald/MCT James Harden is one of the best players in the NBA; if there has been any more novel takeaway from the first half of the...
View ArticleDave Franco Talks Playing H-O-R-S-E, Getting "Naked" With DeAndre Jordan
The younger Franco's latest Funny or Die video pits him against the 7-foot L.A. Clippers center. And a formidable dancer named Elke the Stallion. Every six months or so, actor Dave Franco releases a...
View ArticleColin Kaepernick Took Out His Post-Super Bowl Sadness At The Tattoo Parlor
Just a little touch-up after the Niners' crushing loss to the Ravens. Here are Colin Kaepernick's badass chest tattoos before Super Bowl XLVII. Via: 50shadesofblack.com And here they are now. Quite a...
View ArticleOne Former NFL Player Perfectly Recreated Sammy Sosa's Insane Pinterest Page
Right down to the mustard-colored sweater. This is former Chicago Bear and San Francisco 49er Anthony Adams. Image by Jonathan Daniel / Getty Images Adams may be most well known for belly dancing. Now...
View ArticleBlake Griffin Explains Why He Backslapped Another Player In The Nuts
A sprained wrist? The visual evidence says otherwise. Rockets forward Chandler Parson called out Blake Griffin for what appears to be an absent-minded backslap to the nuts. Via: @ChandlerParsons...
View ArticleDonald Driver Surprises A Little Old Lady Who Loves The Packers With A...
The NFL needs more guys like Donald Driver. Donald Driver's biggest fan is a 78-year-old cancer survivor named Angie LeRoy. She loves Driver so much that she decorated the front door of her home as a...
View ArticleHow One German Unicyclist Takes His Talent To New Heights
Unicycling along a mountainside? This 26-year-old is a natural. Here's extreme unicyclist Lutz Eichholz. In 2010, he landed the highest-recorded unicycle drop in history. Via: vimeo.com These days, he...
View ArticleThe Straight-Ahead Guide To Becoming A Sports Fan
Pick your team, learn your team, love your team. Right now, you're just one of the Anonymous Crowd. But you want to change that. You want to be Part Of Something. Image by Jason Lee / Reuters You want...
View ArticleNoted Soccer Expert Hulk Hogan Predicts This Weekend's Premier League Games
Only the most degenerate of gamblers would take these picks. Hulk Hogan is currently touring the United Kingdom with TNA Wrestling, and he generously gave some guest predictions of this weekend's...
View ArticleSuper Bowl Outage Caused By Electrical Equipment Failure
Don't blame Beyonce. Blame Entergy New Orleans' “electrical relay device.” Image by Charlie Riedel, File / AP The [electrical relay] device was specifically installed to protect the Mercedes-Benz...
View ArticleSkateboarder Faces Legal Punishment For Exhilarating 70 Mile-Per-Hour Ride On...
South African authorities are no fun. Speed demon Decio Lourenco raced down a steep road in Cape Town and set off a speed camera as he reached speeds of 70 miles per hour in a 37-mile-per-hour (60...
View Article13 Reasons Why Bill Walton Is The Craziest Announcer Alive
The Hall-of-Fame hippie is calling Pac-12 games for ESPN this season and that's a beautiful thing. All of these quotes are real and from this week. He has never grown up. Source: i.imgur.com We aren't...
View ArticleWatch NBA All-Stars Play Dodgeball With Fans
Roy Hibbert, Paul George, and George Hill threw spheres at their supporters during their one day off during a four-game stint. The Indiana Pacers are one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference....
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