At least the Patriots star probably won't get hurt doing this. Probably. I mean, unless he hurts his penis. From the sexing.
This is Sex.com. It's basically Pinterest for porn. And by basically, I mean it is. Exactly.
(Note: The first time I blacked out this image, I forgot to black out the tiny avatars. That was mistake. A sexy, sexy mistake.)
This is Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patiots. Sex.com has offered Gronk $3.75 million (his 2014 NFL salary) to film a scene with porn star and friend of Gronk Britney MacLin (AKA Bibi Jones).
Image by Jessica Rinaldi / Reuters