The Hall-of-Fame hippie is calling Pac-12 games for ESPN this season and that's a beautiful thing. All of these quotes are real and from this week.
He has never grown up.
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We aren't sure if this is a hallucination.
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He loves his 6-packs.
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He brags about his bus.
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