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Former NFL Great Talks Strangely, Lustily About LeBron
Well, Joe Theismann, I — I never knew you felt this way. Via: Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images Joe Theismann, above, is a former NFL quarterback and current NFL commentator who, out of nowhere, decided...
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Boston Marathon Survivor Throws Out First Pitch
Jeff Bauman, who survived the Boston Marathon bombings, threw out the first pitch at tonight’s Boston Red Sox game. Red Sox's David Ortiz and Jarrod Saltalamacchia applaud as Boston Marathon survivor...
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Last Night's Subway Series Game Was The Best Baseball Game Of The Season
The best sporting event on TV last night may, inconceivably, have been a May baseball game. Baseball games this early in the season rarely register on the radar of non-diehard fans, especially when...
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LeBron Flops Like A Punk, Gets Karmic Payback Via Ejection For Weenie Non-Foul
In the Miami Heat’s Game 4 loss to the Indiana Pacers, LeBron James sinned, and was judged accordingly — by the BASKETBALL GODS. Late in the fourth quarter of last night's Eastern Conference Finals...
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The Most Epic Scripps National Spelling Bee Celebrations In History
Ain’t no celebration like a spelling bee celebration, cuz a spelling bee celebration has an indeterminate denouement. If there's one thing the Scripps National Spelling Bee — which got started this...
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Holy Smokes Does Cam Newton Look Miserable
Dude… anything you want to talk about? Can I buy you a Sno-Cone? Cam Newton is the starting quarterback for the Carolina Panthers and one of the league's marquee up-and-coming players. And during an...
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29 Reasons Minor League Baseball Is The Best
Sports entertainment in its truest form. Gimmicks are encouraged. A Yankees affiliate showed up on opening day in Yellow Taxi Cabs. Source: i.imgur.com They're prepared with Mario Brothers in case the...
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Cat Boarding Is Great For Cats, Sports, Should Probably Be In The Olympics
Cat boarding could save our country. There's a new sport. It's the greatest sport. It's called cat boarding. Source: youtube.com It involves cats, skateboards, and the world's first Perpetual Motion...
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13 Moments Brittney Griner Stole Our Hearts In Her ESPN Profile
The out WNBA star opened up to ESPN about being a gay female athlete, and the misconceptions others may have about her. When she opened up: Source: espn.go.com When she showed off her boarding skills:...
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Parents Accidentally Call Their Son "Hitler" In His Yearbook
Somebody might get in trouble for this. According to a Redditor, this "typo" appeared in his school's yearbook... That's the sort of nickname that sticks with a kid for his whole life. Oh well. Way to...
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Grizzlies Player Eases Pain Of Losing By Successfully Asking Out Miss Tennessee
That’s what you call picking yourself up and dusting yourself off. Quincy Pondexter was a surprising key playoff contributor for the Memphis Grizzlies during the playoffs. But the Grizzlies were swept...
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Twins Player Falls Over Fence To Make Catch, Causing Fan To Lose His Goddang...
BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL At the top of the 8th inning in last night's Twins-Brewers game, with two outs, what looked like a...
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Millionaire Athletes And Affluent Fans Sure Do Like To Declare Themselves...
In a post-industrial America where the only people who can afford tickets to sporting events are corporate executives who specialize in outsourcing, every team is still all about grindin’ out that...
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7 Games To Play During A Boring Baseball Game
How to pass time during America’s favorite pastime. Baseball is the national sport. Unfortunately, at times, it can also be a painfully slow sport to watch. And while some of us are perfectly content...
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Mario Balotelli Is The Most Interesting Man In The World: A Timeline
If the Dos Equis guy had a baby with an inquisitive puppy, that baby would be Mario Balotelli. Meet Mario Balotelli. Super Mario, as he is commonly called, is an Italian soccer star, currently playing...
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College Athlete Fined For Washing Car With "University Water"
I thought this was America, people? This week, news surfaced that a nameless WCC school punished a member of their women's golf team for washing her car on campus using university water and a...
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Your CrossFit Resistance May Be Futile
It’s mentally punishing, physically demanding, and definitely not for everyone. You may also love it one day soon. Via: SrA James Richardson/USAF/MCT The news didn't make the top of SportsCenter, but...
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Meet Frontrunner Kid, The World's Most Honest Four-Year-Old
You tell ‘em, kid. Here is a child who knows how the world works. He gets it. He understands that how to pursue happiness, and he's going to do it even if the man tries to keep him down. Source:...
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Politicians Are Less Afraid Of Admitting They're Gay Than Admitting They...
The frontrunner to be New York’s next mayor is in the closet about the fact that she doesn’t really care about baseball. Via: Bebeto Matthews, File / AP Christine Quinn is New York City's city council...
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This Is Why You Should Never, Ever Lift Weights
Unless you want to be truly “explosive.” Sure, it feels cool to crush a few reps of a heavy load. But what if you ate lunch right before? Or just a little snack, really? Even like, a bite of a Cliff...
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