I thought this was America, people?
This week, news surfaced that a nameless WCC school punished a member of their women's golf team for washing her car on campus using university water and a university hose to rinse off her automobile.
Source: cdn77.psbin.com
The news stemmed from a tweet by the University of Portland men's basketball coach Eric Reveno, who appeared to be quite flummoxed by the situation and the NCAA in general.
Source: @CoachReveno