O único quiz pentacampeão.
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O único quiz pentacampeão.
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GET IN THE POOL!!!
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::5 a.m.: ALARM BLARES::
1. UGH. Is it time for swim practice AGAIN?
2. And I was just dreaming about swimming. Or maybe it was a nightmare? Whatever. I can't escape the pool.
::Drives to swimming pool, blaring pump-up music to wake self-up/prepare for the agony of jumping into an ice-cold pool.::
3. Most of my friends are still asleep right now. UGH.
4. I can't believe I am here again. I'm tired, cranky, and hungry. And I don't want to swim.
5. Whatever, I have the heart of a champion. No sport is tougher than swimming. FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE PANSIES.
6. AT LEAST I WILL FEAST AT THE END.
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::Changes into bathing suit while trying not to fall asleep.::
7. It's amazing how I spend most of my day half-naked around everyone, and it's just NATURAL.
8. And we're all like, really hot. #Blessed
9. Should I pee now? Nah, I'll just pee in the pool.
10. I need to get a kickboard and pull buoy.
11. Why are there only red kickboards left? I hate the red kickboards. I only like the blue ones.
12. This is a crime against humanity. My day is already ruined because I didn't get a blue kickboard.
13. Can someone flip my cap for me? Someone? Anyone?
14. Thank you. ::Friend flips cap.:: OW OW OW OW.
::Dips toe into pool::
15. AHHHH THAT IS FREEZING. THAT IS ARCTIC. THIS IS WATER FOR A POLAR BEAR.
16. I'm not getting in.
This move will come in handy for him any time he needs to knock over a cat, a child, a small grownup, and a tall grownup all at once. Honestly, this is just mesmerizing. ( Via )
The Brazilian star player won’t be playing due to injury, but expect to see about 60,000 cutouts of his face in the stands during the host country’s match against Germany.
The agencies also created a website where fans can download their own mask and share their support with the hashtag #SOMOSTODOSNEYMAR (We are all Neymar).
“What’s the deal with this guy?”
As the camera stayed on Rector, play-by-play announcer Dan Shulman and commentator John Kruk exchanged a few mocking remarks, reiterating "this is not the place you come to sleep," and debated about whether the man next to Rector could be a relative, arguing "physically, he could be, yeah."
Now Rector is seeking damages with a $10 million defamation suit against ESPN, Shulman, Kruk, and Major League Baseball for showing him passed out in his seat. The complaint filed on July 3 states that the plaintiff received a "verbal cascade" against him, insisting that the commentary showed him in a false light and that Shulman and Kruk published "false statements" about the plaintiff including but not limited to:
"Plaintiff is unintelligent and stupid individual.
"Plaintiff is not worthy to be fan of the New York Yankee.
"Plaintiff is a fatty cow that need two seats at all time and represent symbol of failure.
"Plaintiff is a confused disgusted and socially bankrupt individual.
"Plaintiff is confused individual that neither understands nor knows anything about history and the meaning of rivalry between Red Sox and New York Yankee.
"Plaintiff is so stupid that he cannot differentiate between his house and public place by snoozing throughout the fourth inning of the Yankee game."
A statement from ESPN refuted Rector's claims, stating "The comments attributed to ESPN and our announcers were clearly not said in our telecast. The claims presented here are wholly without merit."
Despite this, Rector claims the inflammatory terms provided in his complaint were heard "by millions of people."
Via hardballtalk.nbcsports.com
The Texas Rangers slugger got very nude for a cover of ESPN Magazine’s 2014 Body Issue.
The star player is not playing the remaining matches of the World Cup due to a spinal cord injury.
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Germany 7, Brazil 1. Just wow.
Warning: Old images are being posted on social media during Germany’s World Cup rout of Brazil.
The tweet has since been deleted by the @TheWorIdCup account.
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So. Many. Feels.
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Even the son of god cannot handle this.
"Deus é Brasileiro."
Poor Brazil. The hosts are out after being thrashed 7-1 by Germany.
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Hundreds of fans forced to leave Copacabana beach after a mass robbery.
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Germany for the win.
The charity was highlighting a genuine problem, but it couldn't have picked a worse team for its fictional betting scenario, as was proved by the result last night.
"My dad said Brazil win."
"No, no. Argentina is going to win because Messi is going to dribble past everyone."
There are two sides to every photo!
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#naeborra.
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Malaysian Parliament Member Bung Moktar tweeted “Long Live Hitler” after Germany crushed Brazil, 7-1.