Phil Jackson Joins Twitter, Writes Gibberish First Tweet
Phil is the Zen Master. He is not the English master. Earlier today, Lakers Executive Vice President Jeanie Buss tweeted that her fiancé and legendary head coach Phil Jackson had joined Twitter. All...
View ArticleAn Ill-Advised Tattoo
A radio DJ in Florida just got a tattoo that may not have the longest shelf life. On the right is radio DJ Big Mama. On his show on 103.9 in Fort Myers, he made a promise that if Florida Gulf Coast...
View Article17 Gymnasts Who Totally Nailed It!
You think this is easy?! Wall? Nailed it. Via: gifeye.com Mountain routine? Nailed it. Via: gifbin.com Backflip floor routine? Nailed it. Via: gifbin.com The Vault? Nailed it. Via: gifsoup.com View...
View ArticleAnnoying Sportswriter Asks Basketball Player Annoying Question About Being An...
Rick Reilly is one of the most annoying people in the world. Here accuses someone else of being annoying. It's awkward. Rick Reilly is annoying. Source: youtube.com I'd give you more evidence of his...
View ArticleThe Bulls Ended The Heat's Near-Legendary Winning Streak By Badgering The...
King gets battered. Wednesday night, the Heat took their 27-game winning streak to Chicago to play the Bulls. Shockingly, the Bulls did what no team has been able to in months: they beat the Heat....
View ArticleLeft Behind By 21st Century Baseball, Broadcaster McCarver Calls It Quits
Baseball blew past Tim McCarver years ago even as his old-school peers got on board with new ideas. Now the 71-year-old TV analyst will hang up his headset after calling his 24th World Series. It's...
View ArticleNFL Hollywood Boot Camp Looks Like Way Too Much Fun
The average NFL career lasts less than four years. This program aims to give those players a cinematic option after retirement. The NFL just wrapped its second-annual Pro Hollywood Boot Camp, which...
View ArticleSomeone Thinks This LSU Player's Penis Is Huge
Just normal, totally not gay football scouting talk. At LSU's pro day before Russell Shepard ran his 40-yard dash someone had some interesting thoughts on the tight shorts-wearing Shepard. View Video...
View ArticleRanking The Sweet 16 By The Worst Team Tattoos Their Fans Have Gotten
These people take school spirit to new extremes. Marquette Golden Eagles Apparently Marquette's fan base doesn't have the balls or school spirit to put a picture of their embarrassing tattoo on the...
View ArticleThe 11 Sweet 16 Players You Must Know About Or You Will Die
Would I lie to you? You probably feel like you've watched dozens and dozens of hours of NCAA basketball over the last week. Maybe you have! I literally watched a full 40-hour work-week of 18-22...
View Article14 Reasons People Should Give La Salle More Love
Florida Gulf Coast may be the Cinderella, but the Explorers actually have a chance. Because their coach has a PhD. in kinesiology! Known as human kinetics or the scientific study of human movement....
View ArticleDoug Gottlieb's "White Man's Perspective" Brings Crickets To CBS
Well, that was awkward. Source: youtube.com The reaction from Greg Anthony? Priceless.
View ArticleLaQuinton Ross's Buzzer-Beater Propels Ohio State To The Elite Eight
“A COLD-BLOODED THREE.” Indeed, Kevin Harlan. LaQuinton Ross of Ohio State is a bad, bad man. This three in the waning seconds against Arizona moved the Buckeyes into the Elite Eight. View Video ›...
View ArticleLying Around With Brandon McCarthy
Image by Jonathan Zizzo /Buzzfeed Brandon McCarthy has some ideas for how a profile of himself should read. He knows the formula cold: a quirky intro that sets the tone and lays out the big idea;...
View ArticleKate Upton Wants Men To Shave Your Balls
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton, is particular about her men. So Kate Upton is not a fan of ball hair. Source: youtube.com How did her boyfriend, pitcher Justin Verlander feel about this...
View ArticleCharles Barkley Is The World's Best Crisis Management Specialist
If you ever screw up, call Chuck. Last night, CBS analyst Doug Gottlieb said something very dumb. He said, "I'm just here to bring diversity to this set, give kind of the white man's perspective,"...
View ArticleThe Ultimate Pseudo-Mathematical Analysis Of Sports Fandom
Introducing the Rootability Curve. Behold the Rootability Curve! This curve, built with 100% real Sports Calculus, is our attempt to describe the shape of general fan support for teams and players:...
View Article11 SAT Scores From Famous Athletes
Did you do better? Kobe Bryant - Lower Merion High School Source: Wikipedia Image by Ezra Shaw / Getty Images Peyton Manning - University of Tennessee Source: The Sporting News Image by Dustin...
View ArticleTonight Is The Best Night Of The College Basketball Season
Perennial powers on the one hand, bloodthirsty underdogs on the other. Let's go. Image by Chuck Liddy/Raleigh News & Observer/MCT 1. The Sweet 16 is the most objectively perfect part of the...
View ArticleDonovan McNabb Is Really Mad At Tony Romo's New Bazillion-Dollar Contract
Tony Romo is getting the second-most guaranteed money in NFL history. And McNabb is not impressed. Tony Romo signed a new contract today, and it is flush. On the surface, it's a six-year extension...
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