Michael Phelps Has A Porn Stache Now
This is the world we live in now. The "Cool guys wear backwards hats" Stache Face Source: (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News) The "Poppin' bottles" Stache Face Source: (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News) The "Having...
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View ArticleAaron Rodgers Is The Richard Nixon Of Football
The NFL's best quarterback is an underdog in his own mind, if not reality. Green Bay's playoff game against San Francisco gives Rodgers a chance to pull some dirty tricks on his hippie nemeses....
View ArticleThis Peyton Manning Touchdown Pass Is Basically Perfect
Perfect throw, perfect catch, perfect play all-around. After a blistering start to today's Broncos-Ravens playoff game, Peyton Manning found his team down 14-7. He decided to change that. Manning...
View ArticleThe Ravens Won A Game They Had A 99% Chance Of Losing Thanks To This...
With only thirty seconds left, the Baltimore Ravens sealed a trip to the AFC Championship game in the most improbable of ways. Image by Rick Wilking / Reuters With less than a minute left in their...
View Article5'5" Football Player Dominates An NFL Playoff Game
Just a reminder that size doesn't matter (when you're impossibly fast). This is Trindon Holliday, #11 on the Denver Broncos. He's 5'5". And he's a professional football player. You read that right;...
View ArticleHere Are The Two Best Plays Of Colin Kaepernick's Record-Setting Night
In the first playoff start of his career, Kaepernick set the NFL on fire. Colin Kaepernick is here to stay. While leading the San Francisco 49ers to a 45-31 win over the Green Bay Packers, Kaepernick...
View ArticleDid Referees Rob The Seattle Seahawks Of A Crucial Touchdown?
At the end of the first half, the refs ruled that Seattle did not get the snap off in time. But was that the right decision? At the end of the first half of the Atlanta Falcons' playoff game against...
View ArticleHow The Falcons Prevented One Of The Greatest Comebacks In NFL Playoff History
Fumble-touchdowns, weasel coaches, and Hail Marys — the end of this game was crazy. The Falcons led 27-7 going into the fourth quarter of their playoff game against the Seahawks. And yet, Seattle...
View ArticleSometimes, Quarterbacks Are Completely Hilarious
Poor Matt Schaub: it's tough having the ball all the time. Matt Schaub, pictured above, is having a rough day. Besides the fact that Houston's being routed by New England, he's had a pair of very...
View ArticleTerrible ACC Basketball Game Ends In Most Fail-Tastic Way Possible
Maryland and Miami played a truly terrible basketball game last night. It was not fun to watch. And then Miami's Trey McKinney Jones went and did this. Last night, Maryland and Miami played in a...
View ArticleWatch Lance Armstrong Deny Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs Seven Times In...
The cyclist is expected to confess to doping in a Thursday interview with Oprah. As this video shows, it would be a serious change of course. What a long, winding road it's been for Lance Armstrong,...
View ArticleOne Guy Who Had A Much Worse Weekend Than You Did
Stoke City's Jonathan Walters is ready for a new week. This is Jonathan Walters, striker for Stoke City of the Premier League. Your weekend was much better than his. Image by Darren Staples / Reuters...
View ArticleRavens Linebacker Got Whiny About The Patriots On Twitter Last Night
I'm sure this won't be used as motivation in New England this week. This is Brendon Ayanbadejo. He's an outspoken linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens and generally a good guy. He notably stood up for...
View ArticleWatch Tiger Woods And Rory McIlroy Play "Horse" In A Golf Commercial That's...
The old bull and the young calf go head to head. Image by Alexander F. Yuan / AP Rory McIlroy was introduced today as a Nike athlete, joining megastars like Tiger Woods and LeBron James in a deal...
View ArticleBasketball Player Saved Kid In A Wheelchair From Being Trampled When Fans...
CJ Leslie is an American hero. On Saturday NC State upset number one Duke. As the game came to a close, NC State fans stormed the court. Most interesting (and concerning) is the guy in a wheelchair...
View ArticleLeBron James Throws Down Identical Dunks A Decade Apart
A lot can change in a decade, but some dunkalicous jams stay the same. Image by Rocky Widner / Getty Images LeBron James scored 20 points and helped the Miami Heat to what might be their last win in...
View ArticleRob Delaney Points Out How Sexual Baseball Scouting Is
Twitter's premier comedian gives us an erotic dramatic reading with help from Harper's Magazine. Source: youtube.com
View ArticleAnime Super Fan Hands Professional Baseball Player His Ass On Twitter
Former Oakland A's player Brandon McCarthy picked the wrong guy to mess with. Brandon McCarthy is a pro baseball player who is currently taking time off to recover from an injury. He's also really...
View ArticleIs This Man Okay? (Probably Not)
The craziest sports fan on earth is terrifying. I'm worried about his well-being and the well-beings of his children. Sports fans are an insane bunch. Personally, I have a Boobie Gibson Cleveland...
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