The Andrew Bynum Saga As Told By Increasingly Strange/Depressing News Headlines
A long, lonesome tale. Image by Steven M. Falk/Philadelphia Daily News/MCT Andrew Bynum, Philadelphia's $16 million dollar center, has yet to play in an NBA game this season, though there are reports...
View ArticleThe Sacramento Kings Are (Probably) Moving To Seattle
Yahoo's Adrian Wojnarowski reports that the Sacramento Kings are on the verge of being sold to a Seattle-based ownership group, meaning that we could soon see the revival of the SuperSonics. View...
View ArticleRoger Clemens Tweets Response To Not Making The Hall Of Fame
He also used the phrase “Muchie Peachie,” which apparently means “much appreciated.” Earlier today Roger Clemens (and Barry Bonds, Mike Piazza, Craig Biggio, and many others) were not elected to the...
View ArticleWhy The NFL's Breakout Defensive Star Got Punched In The Face
Richard Sherman had some choice words for the Redskins and their fans, and it ended with him getting some physical retribution. This is Richard Sherman. A member of the Seattle Seahawks, Richard...
View ArticleThe Baseball Hall Of Fame Voters' Tantrum Punishes The People Who Love...
The Baseball Writers Association voted on the 2013 class for the HOF and elected…no one. And the Internet's leading Hall of Fame sketch artist wonders who they think they were sticking it to. Jeff...
View ArticleYes, There Is A Reason That Crazy-Looking Guy Is Tweeting For The Red Sox
That's a Red Sox player. Yes, he's a professional baseball player. I know it's confusing. Here is the current avatar of the official Boston Red Sox Twitter account. Don't believe me? LOOK: Source:...
View ArticleThe New York Times Hits The Baseball Hall Of Fame With A Sick Burn
Well played, New York Times. For the first time since 1996, nobody who was nominated got enough votes to be elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. So rather than write a story about nothing happening,...
View ArticleThis Off-The-Backboard Self-Alley-Oop Seems Almost Impossible
Jamaal Franklin took the ball, bounced it off the backboard, and slammed it home, like a one-man wrecking crew. Wednesday night, San Diego State was playing Fresno State in a D-I college basketball...
View ArticleI See What You Did There: Marijuana Soccer Edition
Major League Soccer just released their 2013 schedule. Major League Soccer is funny. Yesterday Major League Soccer released their 2013 schedule. Source: mlssoccer.com Including this April 20th...
View Article15 Things We Learned From Sammy Sosa's Perfect Pinterest Page
“Sammy Sosa. Yes, I'm the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.” This is Sammy Sosa. Yes, the real Sammy Sosa. This is his Pinterest page. View Entire List ›
View ArticleA Skateboarder's Life Flashes Before His Eyes
Terrifying. When a young skateboarder wiped out on a steep hill, he could have followed his skateboard onto a busy street. Thankfully he didn't. Source: youtube.com
View ArticleThe 7 Most Badass Gentlemen In College Basketball This Year
We're 66 days from Selection Sunday. These seven guys will remind you why March can't get here soon enough. Image by Mike Stobe / Getty Images It's that time of the year: When college basketball turns...
View ArticleHow Twitter Would Fix The Broken Los Angeles Lakers
12 surefire strategies. Image by George Bridges/MCT The Los Angeles Lakers are in a bit of a tailspin, having lost five games in a row and six of the last seven. The immediate future isn't bright,...
View ArticleThis Eighth Grader's Over-The-Back Buzzer-Beater Just Made Him The Most...
Matt Demember won his Maryland church league basketball game in the greatest way imaginable. With the game on the line, Matt Demember rose to the occasion and undoubtedly became a local legend. Plus...
View ArticleThe Best Show On TV Is The NFL Playoffs: Episode 1 Recap, Episode 2 Preview
The NFL playoffs as a serialized TV drama. Image by Tom Lynn / Reuters With Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Peyton Manning getting off to unremarkable starts, the first half of the NFL season felt like...
View ArticleThere's An Official White House Petition To Deport Alabama QB AJ McCarron
We cannot confirm nor deny whether Brent Musburger started this. Via: @_KatherineWebb Things in Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron's life were moving along pretty swell until this Monday, when ESPN...
View ArticleNBA Star Is Terrified Of Cats
Zach Randolph doesn't mess with cats. Memphis Grizzlies star Zach Randolph is one of the NBA's best big men, but that doesn't mean he's above being terrified as he revealed in an interview with ESPN....
View ArticleJ.R. Smith Just Compared Gay People To Jerry Sandusky
Not a good idea. Image by Brent Smith / Reuters New York Knicks swingman J.R. Smith likes to interact with his sizable Twitter following. Unfortunately, this often leads to behavior the Knicks would...
View ArticleDestiny's Child Will Reunite At The Super Bowl
Insiders are saying that Beyonce will reunite with Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams onstage during the Super Bowl XLVII halftime show. Source: images2.fanpop.com US Weekly have sources confirming...
View ArticleThe 11 Most Inexplicable NBA Draft Lottery Picks Of The 2000s
Did anyone really think Joe Alexander would be a good NBA player? Anyone? 2001: DeSagana Diop, 8th Overall OK, so: Diop's a true seven-footer who played at basketball factory Oak Hill. But he had no...
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