The 7 Biggest Non-Manziel, Non-Clowney Storylines Of The 2013 College...
Let’s leave Johnny Football alone for a second… This off-season has been filled by three big storylines: Can Alabama three-peat as BCS champs? Can Manziel repeat his Heisman performance? And can...
View ArticleAn Adorable Squirrel Interrupts A Match At The 2013 U.S. Open
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View ArticleThe 18 Greatest Goal Celebrations In Football History
We count down from the disappointing (we’re looking at you, Mr. Shearer) to the world class. The Salute. Made famous by: Alan Shearer. The dullest celebration in football from the second dullest...
View ArticleYoung Fan Draws "Get Better" Sign For Injured Ballplayer, Player Hangs Sign...
All of this is just too cute. Last Saturday, the Pittsburgh Pirates placed outfielder Starling Marte on the 15-day disabled list with a bruised right hand. On Thursday, a young fan made him a "Get...
View Article14 Reasons We All Irrationally Hate Alabama Football
The Crimson Tide are the most annoyingly good team we’ve ever seen. Nick Saban. Saban is a short, smug, miserable asshole — college football's slightly more personable Bill Belichick. He complained...
View ArticleThe 7 Most Common Types Of Football Fans On The Internet
A quick taxonomy. Dopes espn.go.com Dummies buzzfeed.com Idiots espn.go.com Racists profootballtalk.nbcsports.com View Entire List ›
View ArticleThe Most Scientifically Perfect Football Hype Video Ever Made
Sensitive female singer + deft color manipulation = STONE COLD TESTOSTERONE EXPLOSION!!! Watch until at least 1:40, but don’t skip ahead. The Michigan football team was terrible in 2009. They had a...
View ArticleTim Tebow's NFL Career Is Basically Over
He was let go by the New England Patriots on Saturday, and yesterday every other NFL team passed on him. Tebow took to Twitter to extend his thanks to the Patriots and quote scripture. Michael Dwyer /...
View ArticleFederer Is Knocked Out Of U.S. Open In Straight Sets
The once-dominant star was upset in the fourth round on Monday. Roger Federer of Switzerland waves to the crowd after being defeated by Tommy Robredo of Spain in the fourth round of the men's singles...
View ArticleWorld No. 1 Tennis Player Denounces Any Attack Against Syria, Says "War Is...
“I’m totally against anything that is destructive,” said Novak Djokovic after winning his third-round match at the U.S. Open. Adam Hunger / Reuters After winning his third-round match against...
View ArticleMiami Heat Player Udonis Haslem's Wedding Story Is Strange And Beautiful
The newlyweds walked down the aisle to “2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted” by Tupac. True romance. On Aug. 24, Miami Heat center Udonis Haslem married his longtime partner Faith Rein after 14 years of dating....
View ArticleNot Surprisingly, "Cool Runnings" Is Still A Bomb-Ass Movie
Watching it again, 20 years later. When I was a kid, Cool Runnings was the epitome of a cinematic adventure with twists and turns, both literal and metaphoric. In fact, I think I might have cried the...
View Article14 Times Jose Mourinho Was Much Cooler Than You
Now ‘The Special One’ has returned to England, let’s relish the cool that he’s brought back. The time he ruled the world. The time he applauded as sincerely as he could. When you win this much,...
View Article20 Reasons Andre Agassi's Wig Is Your Sexy Spirit Animal
Who cares if it wasn’t his real hair? It was glorious. Hey, remember me? I'm Andre Agassi's luscious locks. Getty Over two decades ago, I set the the world aflame with my unfiltered sexuality. Rick...
View ArticleThe 6 Wackiest College Basketball Courts In Our New Era Of Wacky College...
Welcome to the club, James Madison University. James Madison is making a strong play for the eye-catching basketball-court-as-focal-point crown this season with this bulldog-themed motif that the...
View ArticleIs This Man The Best Acrobat In The World?
If backflips count as votes, then yes. Ozell 'O' Williams is a "power tumbler extraordinaire" who has showcased his talent for Team USA, the Denver Broncos, the Denver Nuggets and the CU Buffaloes....
View ArticleJameis Winston's First Game Was Better Than Cam, RGIII, And Manziel's Best...
With a dazzling national TV debut against Pitt, Florida State’s freshman managed to surpass even the lofty expectations that followed him to Tallahassee. If you go by QBR, his performance was even...
View ArticleThis Basketball Trick Shot From 32 Stories Up Is Vertiglorious
Nothing but net. This trick shot from a Slip 'n Slide is very good. Via tumblr.4gifs.com A cartwheeling cheerleader from center court also sets a pretty high bar for trick shots. buzzfeed.com But a...
View ArticleChase Utley Makes "Always Sunny" Character's Dream Come True
The beautiful story of a fictional Philadelphia bar owner and his favorite baseball player. Five years ago, a 30-something bar owner/degenerate drinker from Philadelphia wrote a fan letter to Phillies...
View ArticleCocky Runner Nearly Loses Race In The Most Embarrassing Way Possible
Showboating gets you nowhere, kids. The Ironman Triathlon is one of the most grueling tasks that you can put your body through. The race consists of a 2.4-mile swim and 112-mile bike ride and...
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