We count down from the disappointing (we’re looking at you, Mr. Shearer) to the world class.
The Salute.
Made famous by: Alan Shearer. The dullest celebration in football from the second dullest person in football (after Michael Owen).
Originality: 1/10
Difficulty: 0/10
Style: 2/10
Total: 3/30
The Dad Dance.
My famous by: Sir Alex Ferguson & Brian Kidd. Like a modern day Fred & Ginger.
Originality: 3/10
Difficulty: 4/10
Style: 1/10
Total: 8/30
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The 11 of Hearts.
Made famous by: Gareth Bale. He's actually trademarked this celebration, so imitate it at your own risk.
Originality: 3/10
Difficulty: 2/10
Style: 4/10
Total: 9/30
The Trouble Maker.
Made famous by: Luis Suarez. After then Everton manager David Moyes suggested Suarez dives, this was the Uruguayan's reaction to putting Liverpool ahead in the Merseyside derby. He's nothing if not consistent.
Originality: 7/10
Difficulty: 2/10
Style: 2/10
Total: 11/30