Everyone's Going To Hate New York's Soccer Team And That's Great
America’s up-and-coming league gets its own version of the Yankees. Obafemi Martins of the Seattle Sounders. Via: Ted S. Warren / AP Major League Soccer is putting a team in New York City in 2015....
View ArticlePro Sports Team Tweets Out A Rape Joke
This is why you don’t let someone else run your Twitter account. Last night, during the Kings-Sharks playoff game, the Los Angeles Kings let Kevin Ryder of LA's Kevin and Bean radio show take over...
View ArticleGolfer Makes Racist Statement About Tiger Woods
Classy, Sergio Garcia. Classy. Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia have had a bit of a feud developing of late. At the Players Championship two weeks ago Garcia and Woods were paired up, and Garcia accused...
View ArticleThe Logistics Of Kevin Durant's $1 Million Oklahoma Red Cross Donation
A sports-biz expert on Durant’s huge donation in the wake of the Oklahoma City tornado. Via: Alonzo Adams / AP On Tuesday, in the wake of a tornado that hit the city of Moore, Oklahoma and took at...
View ArticleHeat-Pacers Should Be A Great Series, And Miami Is Definitely Going To Win It
Indiana is going to put up a really tough, fun fight against Miami, and they are guaranteed to lose. 100%. Put it in the books. Via: Wilfredo Lee / AP There's no reason to think that the Miami Heat...
View ArticleGuy Who Just Recorded Highest-Ever NBA Vertical Is Coincidentally An Amazing...
Man, someone’s got to draft D.J. Stephens just for this. @DdotJAY30 is D.J. Stephens. Still doesn't sound familiar? That's not surprising — not playing much until his senior year, Stephens put up 7.6...
View ArticlePlayoff Game Ends With Nut Punch, 3-Pointer, Fake Game-Winner, Crazy Foul,...
It was an eventful finish for Heat-Pacers. Via: Mike Ehrmann / Getty Images Tonight's Heat-Pacers game, the first of the Eastern Conference Finals, ended with about 65 lead changes and 110 clutch...
View ArticlePope Francis Blesses The Boston Celtics
Pope Francis was given a Celtics jersey with the No. 1 and “The Pope” written on the back at an audience yesterday. Boston Celtics minority owner James Pallotta presented Pope Francis with a...
View ArticleHow To Handle A Workplace Setback Like A Grown-Up, NBA Edition
Alternate title: Roy Hibbert, Giant Human, Shows Great Class, Restraint By Not Squashing His Dumb Coach’s Head In His Giant Hands. Via: David Santiago/El Nuevo Herald/MCT Roy Hibbert had plenty of...
View ArticleChuck Norris Wrote Over 1,000 Words Defending Tim Tebow
Yep, you read that correctly. A surprising amount of people are genuinely upset over the fact that Tim Tebow is currently without a job. This large contingent apparently even includes actor, martial...
View ArticleThis Might Be The Greatest Thing That Ever Happened On A Jumbotron
I’m only leaving room for uncertainty because I haven’t seen every Jumbotron. Some PR human sent us this video of Jumbotron buffoonery. It is amusing! But, more importantly, it contains what might be...
View ArticleThe 13 Most Unusual Achievements In Sports
Hat tricks are overrated. When’s the last time you saw a “Lawrence Welk”? Everyone has seen a golfer getting an eagle or a basketball player achieving a triple-double, but there are a handful of other...
View ArticleOne Team Has Perfected The Post-Game Photobomb
The University of Cincinnati baseball team is the Cirque de Soleil of doing funny stuff in the background of interviews. Post-game photobombs are the newest trend in sports, thanks in large part to...
View ArticleMariners Send Down A Player Named Jesus, Call Up A Different Player Named Jesus
Jesuses. Jesus Montero has played 29 games at catcher this season for the Mariners. He's batting .208/.264/.327 — that's not very good! — and struggling big-time as a catcher in the majors. Via: Gene...
View ArticleBuffalo Bills Fan Gets O.J. Simpson's Face Tattooed Dangerously Close To His...
He probably claims he didn’t do it, but if he did it would look like this. Buffalo Bills fans are noted for their unwavering support of a franchise that frequently disappoints. The team hasn't been to...
View ArticleThis May Make You Never Eat Stadium Food Again
This. Is. So. Gross. If there is one rule of being a food vendor, it's don't take the food into the bathroom stall while you're taking a dump. Apparently nobody told that to this Astros employee. He...
View ArticleSoccer Player Scores, Uses Shorts As A Wig, Gets Thrown Out Of Game
Lookin’ like a fool with your shorts on your head. In a recent soccer match, Muangthong United forward Mario Djurovski scored a goal to put his team ahead 2-0 in the 35th minute of the match. Then he...
View ArticleAre Kobe And Dirk Dead To The NBA?
The 34-year-old Lakers legend, at home rehabbing a torn Achilles, is memorialized in an NBA Forever ad. Is the NBA closing the book on the Age of Kobe, and of Dirk Nowitzki, who was also honored with...
View ArticleThis Is How You Stun A Stadium Of 21,000 Baseball Fans
David Ortiz took 17 years to finally do this one thing. No one in attendance will soon forget. David Ortiz excels at hitting, like when he reached out to poke a two-run single Wednesday night to give...
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