I’m only leaving room for uncertainty because I haven’t seen every Jumbotron.

Some PR human sent us this video of Jumbotron buffoonery. It is amusing! But, more importantly, it contains what might be the greatest thing I've ever seen on a Jumbotron.

Source: youtube.com

Some cursory sleuthing reveals that it likely took place at a Thrashers vs. Canadiens game sometime in 2009. It is majestic. It is beautiful. It might have been staged, but I don't care.

This man's face is the Great American Novel.