Let’s get weird.
1. Get drunk and gamble your rent check.
2. Fart in a crowded bar.
3. Flirt with a Duke fan. Ask to go on a date, and then stand them up.
4. Drink buckets of Coors Lights.
5. And troughs of Bud Light.
6. And silos of Miller Lite.
7. Go on a strict nacho diet.
8. Wear a Hawaiian shirt, because you can't NOT have a good time in a Hawaiian shirt.
