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Krzyzewskiville, Duke's Tent City, Is A Hellhole

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A charming one. But still: very, very grimy.

You sleep outside. You sleep outside for a week, without a tent. You're not allowed to pitch a real tent, so you set up piping or framing and drape a tarp over it. After the week is up, you can pitch a real tent. And for the next month, you sleep in the tent a few times a week. You do this in January and February, the coldest months of the year. You do this even though you have a bed and walls and heating less than a mile away. Why do you do this? So you can sit in the front of a basketball game.

But one night, when you're sleeping under that tarp, lying on wooden boards propped up on cinder blocks, packed in next to ten people, one of the guys you're with starts to feel sick to his stomach, because you're sleeping under a gross tarp. He tries to fight it off, since getting up would require rousting the whole group. He can't. Instead, unable to help himself, he rolls over and vomits in the face of the girl next to him. She freaks out, barely able to keep from vomiting herself.

Both leave the group after that night. The rest strive on.

This actually happened to someone I spoke with who "tented" during the Duke University Blue Devils' 2010 championship season. It happened in Krzyzewskiville, better known as K-Ville, the tent city that exists outside of Cameron Indoor Statdium for a month starting at the beginning of the second semester and ending with the game against the University of North Carolina. You've probably heard of K-Ville; it's become one of the more vaunted aspects of college basketball culture, a demonstration of students' passion. Those quirky Duke kids!

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Here's the thing about K-Ville, though: it is disgusting. K-Ville is hundreds of 18-21 year-olds sleeping and drinking and having sex in a space smaller than a football field. I went to Duke and graduated in 2011, and though I never tented for a UNC game, I spent plenty of time in K-Ville, because everybody did, K-Ville basically being a huge outdoor nightlife spot. It is littered with empty Busch Light cans and Domino's boxes, and it's so muddy that trench foot seems a real possibility. The pizza boxes get stamped into the soil. The grass dies. There is rain and snow and sleet, because it's outside. Sometimes, tents fall down; I distinctly remember, waiting in line to see then-Davidson junior Stephen Curry play against Duke, watching four students fight to secure their tent during a brutal rainstorm, then that tent blowing away. All of this can be as great as it is bizarre — think of your favorite dive bar. But it's definitely dive-y.

Another story a former student told me: early in tenting, just after women's sorority rush had come to an end, his group put three cots in their tent. Six people needed to sleep there, so he stuffed himself partly under one of the cots in the jigsaw puzzle of creating enough space. Turns out, two people then had sex feet away — feet above — his body, something he didn't find out about until a few days later. (Unsurprisingly, this tent group fell apart after only a couple weeks.)

K-Ville is also a place where people get meningitis. Well, one person, back in 2009. And though Jean Hanson, a registered nurse and the associate director of clinical support services at Duke Student Health, told me yesterday that the meningitis had nothing to do with the student actually being in K-Ville — and noted the student's 10 tent-mates were preventatively treated with antibiotics — she did say that tenting leads to a bunch of other, more conventional ailments, including upper respiratory illnesses, the flu, and pink eye. This stems from a combination of factors: the cold weather, the challenge of sleeping in a crowded tent, the increased stress from balancing classes at one of the world's most prestigious universities with the demands of living in a tent in the mud.

Pink eye!

Of course, the stress, the proximity to others, and weather are all challenges part of any college student's life — the mud, not so much — but Hanson said there are a few ways K-Ville could adapt. Her major suggestions would be to shorten the tenting period, improve guidance given to students on their tents — she's noticed that this year's tents are particularly bad in design and construction — and eliminate black tenting, which is that period when groups can't use a tent but are allowed to construct makeshift shelters. The bigger issue for her, and by extension Student Health, is the drinking.

(I asked Vice President for Student Affairs Moneta whether he thought something like K-Ville was consistent with the mission of a university that is and wants to be one of the best in the world, academically. "Duke is a community of communities, and K-Ville is one of those communities that just enriches the broader Duke experience," he said. He also disagreed that drinking was as much of a problem as it used to be, since the administration started working closely with the students, known as line monitors, who run K-Ville day-to-day: "I think that's a bit of old history.")

K-Ville is so much weirder and grimier and more dangerous — and, actually, more fun — than any of the ESPN cameras panning over the tents during commercial breaks in the Duke-UNC game would have you believe. And even if I could never understand wanting to tent for that long, plenty of kids do, and they swear by it — a bunch of people wouldn't go on the record with me because they didn't want to make the place look bad. People like it and have fun. But that doesn't mean I won't laugh at every CBS or ESPN color segment painting the place as a collection of wacky nerds studying while they wait to get into a basketball game.


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R.A. Dickey's Incredible Facial Expressions Are In Midseason Form

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You always know what's going on with everyone's favorite knuckleballer.

Pitchers and catchers only reported to spring training a couple of days ago, but R.A. Dickey is ready to go.

Pitchers and catchers only reported to spring training a couple of days ago, but R.A. Dickey is ready to go.

Source: John Lott/National Post  /  via: @LottOnBaseball

Arm stretches? Ain't no thing for a Cy Young Award winner.

Arm stretches? Ain't no thing for a Cy Young Award winner.

Image by Fred Thornhill / Reuters

Someone obviously watched "The Karate Kid" during the offseason.

Someone obviously watched "The Karate Kid" during the offseason.

Image by Fred Thornhill / Reuters

Throwing balls far, setting a good example for the younger pitchers, as R.A. Dickey does.

Throwing balls far, setting a good example for the younger pitchers, as R.A. Dickey does.

Image by Fred Thornhill / Reuters


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This Simpsons/Moneyball Mashup Has Some Inspired Casting Decisions

A Florida State Basketball Player's Official Bio Is 15,000 Words Long

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Florida State's Michael Snaer is only 22, but his career highlights are novella-length.

Here's Michael Snaer, the 22-year-old senior who leads Florida State in scoring. Tonight, he faces No. 3 Miami (FL).

Here's Michael Snaer, the 22-year-old senior who leads Florida State in scoring. Tonight, he faces No. 3 Miami (FL).

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Fans looking to learn about the suddenly-relevant Hurricanes' opponent tonight might think, "hey, maybe I'll read up about these Seminoles on their official website."

Here's hoping they started on the bio days ago, since it checks in at a brain-melting 15,091 words.

Here's hoping they started on the bio days ago, since it checks in at a brain-melting 15,091 words.

Buckle your seat belts, kids. This could take a while.

Image by Kevin C. Cox / Getty Images

First up, RECORD WATCH, which clocks in at a measly 257 words. Surely, we can do better.

First up, RECORD WATCH, which clocks in at a measly 257 words. Surely, we can do better.

Note the insane expectations of the opening line.


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21 Surefire Signs That Winter Is Almost Over

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Spring… It's coming! And so is baseball.

It's been a long, gross winter in the north, but don't worry. There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Soon weather like this...

Source: kurlvink

Will be turning into weather like this...

Will be turning into weather like this...

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The proof that we're almost there? All of the following photos were taken in the last two days!


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Brandon Jennings Is The Anti-LeBron James

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Or, “How Not To Score In The NBA.”

LeBron James is in the midst of one of most dominant runs in NBA history — last night in a win over the Blazers he became the first player to score 30+ points on 60% shooting for six consecutive games. His offensive efficiency is on a level nearly indescribable with words and stats, but thankfully Brandon Jennings exists to help put everything into perspective.

Jennings, a fellow volume shooter (but not necessarily a volume scorer), is slumping. His field goal percentage over the last 10 games has dipped to 34%, way down from his career clip of 39% (which is terrible, anyway).

Here is the shot chart of two main scoring options having a very, very different rates of success, via Justin Phan.

Via: twitpic.com

Image by Andrew Innerarity / Reuters

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Definitive Proof That Duke Is The Worst

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This is bad and they should feel bad.

No. 2 Duke hosts North Carolina tonight at Cameron Indoor Stadium, meaning the Cameron Crazies will be out in full force. Some of those superfans made this Gangnam Style parody in October, and it is the absolute worst.

The 5 worst moments of "Cameron Crazie Style"

Singing in trash cans.

Singing in trash cans.


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Here's Some Basically Perfect Three-Point Shooting

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Stephen Curry should do just fine in this weekend's All-Star contest, I'm thinking.

Stephen Curry, the league's second-best three-point shooter in 2012-13, has been practicing for this weekend's upcoming three-point contest. Uh: seems like he should do fine!

Based on three-point-contest scoring, this performance would've been a 27, which would give Curry the all-time record if it came in competition. The previous best is a 25, by Jason Kapono in 2008, and Kevin Love won last year with a 15.

Safe to say that Steph Curry's the favorite going in to this weekend.

Safe to say that Steph Curry's the favorite going in to this weekend.

Image by Ben Margot / AP


The Absolute Worst Way To Handle Being Hacked

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Courtesy of J.R. Smith, leading NBA goofball.

Earlier today NBA swingman and general nutjob J.R. Smith had trouble signing in to something with his Apple ID. He made sure he entered the right password, but it didn't work. How did he handle this? Did he hit "forget password"? Did he call Apple support? Nope. Did he do the exact, worst, wrong thing to do in the world if you might have been hacked?

Yep.

Yep.

Here's a series of metaphorical pictures. J.R. is himself. The basket is a metaphor for doing the right thing in a potential hacking situation.

Here's a series of metaphorical pictures. J.R. is himself. The basket is a metaphor for doing the right thing in a potential hacking situation.

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Mike Woodson and the guy in the tie represent every other person on earth.

Mike Woodson and the guy in the tie represent every other person on earth.

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Straight From 1875, The Oldest GIF In Baseball History

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A baseball relic older than the motion picture camera.

John Thorn, the official historian of Major League Baseball, compiled 12 images from 1875 and stitched together into GIF form. The star of the show is Hall of Famer George Wright, who played for the Boston Red Stockings in the early 1870s.

John Thorn, the official historian of Major League Baseball, compiled 12 images from 1875 and stitched together into GIF form. The star of the show is Hall of Famer George Wright, who played for the Boston Red Stockings in the early 1870s.

Here's the result:

Here's the result:

We certainly have come a long way in 138 years.

We certainly have come a long way in 138 years.

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15 Hilarious Athlete Twitter Crushes

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Thanks to website twitamore.com , we now know the secret, absurd pinings inside these athletes' hearts.

Aww — the Super Bowl MVP and his bank are so close!

Aww — the Super Bowl MVP and his bank are so close!

Skip <3s LeBron, even though he's made a career of mocking him.

Skip &lt;3s LeBron, even though he&#39;s made a career of mocking him.

Jose Canseco showing an impeccable (lol) taste in music.

Jose Canseco showing an impeccable (lol) taste in music.

J.R. Smith loves J.R. Smith, obviously.

J.R. Smith loves J.R. Smith, obviously.


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America's Hardest-Working Know-It-All

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Ken Jennings will admit that during his record-setting Jeopardy run of 74 straight wins in 2004, he lied to Alex Trebek. It was about airline food. The host was interviewing him after the show's first commercial break, and by that point — Ken Jennings can't remember exactly when it was, at what point in the 1,800 minutes or so of airtime he occupied — but by that point, Ken Jennings had, through the necessity of the show's format, affably surrendered just about all of the harmless personal factoids he had to offer. So Ken Jennings told Alex Trebek that he liked airline food.

Ken Jennings told Alex Trebek that he liked airline food, even though he doesn't, or more accurately, even though he doesn't have an opinion on it one way or another, because Ken Jennings understood the rhythm of the Jeopardy dance: Liking airline food is peculiar; liking airline food would be fodder for that signature Alex Trebek brand of humor, half eye-rolling dismissal and half knowing nod to the audience — like, of course he likes airline food, folks, this is a Jeopardy contestant. And sure enough, Alex Trebek raised his eyebrows at Ken Jennings, Ken Jennings further sculpted his role as the goofy savant who'd become Alex Trebek's foil, and the most memorable stint in the history of American game shows rolled on, unabated, possibly unstoppable.

On Jeopardy, knowledge begets money, but the money is beside the point, just a unit of scorekeeping. The contestants themselves are usually beside the point too, those personal anecdotes taking up no more than 10% of the show's airtime, the rest reserved for a game of the mind — unusual in an America gleefully painted by itself and the rest of the world as a greedy, anti-intellectual society. It isn't reality TV, no personalities or rivalries, just a few good strivers engaging in brain competition, and you at home playing along with them. Jeopardy is both elitist and all-inclusive. Alex Trebek is its nominal star, but the real star is the idea that being smart alone is worth something, even if you're the kind of social oddball who likes airline food.

Ken Jennings transcended the show by being the epitome of the show. Jennings — Ken Jennings to America, that type of name you can't help but pronounce in full, to the extent that even his then 2-year-old son would call him Ken Jennings during his six-month run — became a celebrity in a celebrity-free zone. If Trebek is the show's Virgil, Jennings is Dante, the one guy who made it out alive. Even if you're the kind of person who knows that the Tournament of Champions, the show's annual best-of-the-best showdown, started yesterday, we bet you that you can't name another Jeopardy contestant. (OK — except for Leonard, the daring and daringly Afroed Teen Tournament champ who became a star Tuesday night.)

But you know Ken Jennings — and Jennings, the onetime programmer of health-care software, is taking advantage of your familiarity to this day, publishing nonfiction books, writing a weekly news quiz for Slate, writing a weekly column about obscure world destinations for Condé Nast Traveler, debunking myths for Woot.com, creating a trivia puzzle for Parade magazine and one-offs for sites like ESPN's Grantland, tweeting a handful of times a day, and doing whatever else he can to keep rolling in his career as a professional smart person. In 2013, merely knowing a bunch of arcane stuff isn't enough to impress anyone outside of a pub quiz — that's what our phones are for. But parlaying both intelligence and effortless charisma into not just celebrity but also a seemingly permanent spot in the pop-culture landscape is a pretty specific hustle. Don't let the clean-cut Mormon good looks or aw-shucks demeanor fool you: Ken Jennings is on the grind.

I meet Jennings in a coffee shop near Union Square in New York City, a continent away from his home in Seattle, where he lives with his wife, Mindy, and two children. He is here to work, promoting his new book, Because I Said So, the fourth he's written since his $2,522,700 in winnings — plus the promise of future income via speaking, writing, and special Jeopardy stints — allowed him to quit his job as a software engineer in Salt Lake City. His current job description is emblematic of the social media age: Being himself, for fun and profit. Which means being more than a little self-aware.

"I sort of peaked before I was 30," he says, laughing. His laugh is kind of a literal ha-ha, rolling tonally upward in a way that fits his peppy character. "It's already guaranteed that it'll say Jeopardy on my tombstone."

In a dark suit and a pale blue dress shirt, wheat-colored hair pushed sideways, Jennings is technically 38, yet seems an ageless carbon-copy of the figure he cut for six months on television — he could've just walked off the 2004 Jeopardy set. He does nothing to dispel the sense of his character as it appeared on TV: both polished and shticky without being overly guarded. As we talk, he uncoils from being well-postured, even rigid, to more languid and casually at ease.

Young Ken Jennings, honing his skills.

Image by Ken Jennings


Jennings partly credits his talent for memorizing cultural bullet points to a quirk of biography. His family lived in the Seattle area until Ken was in first grade, when Jennings' father, a lawyer, moved them to Seoul. Originally planning to stay for two years, they stuck around for 11, with Ken eventually graduating from Seoul Foreign School, then attending the University of Washington for his freshman year and Brigham Young University until graduation, with a two-year Mormon mission mixed in. Growing up abroad, Jennings became obsessed with any artifacts of American culture that would make their way into Seoul; he and his classmates, expat children and military kids, would copy and share cassette tapes and figure out how to see Back to the Future when it showed on the Army base.

"We were starved for what was going on: If someone got some third-generation VHS tape of the long version of the Michael Jackson 'Thriller' video, that was huge, that got passed around," Jennings says. His enthusiasm for "Thriller" begins to loosen him up. "Pop culture became an incredibly valuable commodity."

One of the shows on the Armed Forces Network every night was Jeopardy, so the kids would watch and discuss it the day after like it was Monday Night Football, talking about contestants' "Daily Double" strategies and particularly memorable questions. The show was an object worth studying for its connection to the country that that they hailed from but didn't actually live in.

Jennings was also taking cues from his parents, the type of people who kept reference books around the house, smart folks who were told by their friends they would create a super race if they reproduced. On rainy days, Jennings would sit around and use the books to build a connection between himself and his home country, studying, for example, local road maps of Delaware. Since his childhood, he says, he has tended to index new facts geographically, so that his knowledge ends up clustered around locations — the first thing he'll remember about a person is where they're from, and the first thing he'll remember about an event is where it took place.

Apparently, many dedicated trivia types operate according to similar schema, subconsciously relying on dates or places or subjects to collate the galaxies of information in their heads. "It's not a mnemonic, it's just how things fall out," he says of his neural arrangement. "When you see someone on Jeopardy who can just produce a fact, it's usually because they have a strong associative memory. Some people do that by chronology, but for me it always happened geographically, from traveling as a kid."

After initially pursuing an English major at BYU, Jennings switched to computer science. He explains, as he is wont to do, with a joke:

Q: "What's the difference between an English major and a pizza?"

A: "A pizza can feed a family of four."

The dot-com boom made it very easy for him to work for a classmate's start-up. By graduation in 2000, he'd already become engaged to Mindy, who majored in theater and worked as a preschool teacher after BYU.

Mindy, who spoke with me by phone from Seattle as she fended off her and Ken's young daughter, said that her husband never tried to give off the impression of intelligence back in college. (He also — fun fact — took nine months to ask Mindy out after announcing to her roommate his intention to do so.) "He mostly wanted people to know he was funny," she said. "He's not the type of person who wants you to know he knows everything."

When Jennings tried out for and made it onto Jeopardy, Mindy was the confident one; Ken played down expectations. The day before the first taping, the pair went to Disneyland with Ken's brother and wife, and Ken participated in a crowd-based Who Wants to Be a Millionaire adaptation. He performed very well.


Jeopardy Productions actually owns the trademark for "America's Favorite Quiz Show," filed Nov. 23, 1999. Created by Merv Griffin and hosted by Alex Trebek, Jeopardy as it currently exists debuted in syndication in 1984; other versions, also created by Griffin but lacking the current host, had aired from 1964–1979. Since then it's become a resounding part of the national culture, with fundamentally the same format the entire time. Jeopardy stands for knowledge in a way that few other non-academic entities do, including other game shows: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Wheel of Fortune, and their ilk prioritize drama and dollar amounts over the tasks that create them.

That last piece of game-show analysis comes via Bob Harris. Harris appeared on 13 Jeopardy episodes over 10 years, including a maxed-out five-game stint — the most you could win in a row pre-September 2003 — plus Tournament of Champions appearances. He breaks down Jeopardy like an art professor, and he wrote a book about his stint on the show called Prisoner of Trebekistan.

"The question isn't on the bottom of the screen while you watch the players," he points out. "It fills the screen, and if you watch Jeopardy, you have to start playing along. They put the puzzle front and center, and it stays front and center." Normally, this means that the three contestants who play every night become mere facilitators for the show. They're sort of like horses: You identify with one or the other aesthetically, or because of his or her name, but chances are you'll never pull for that person again, and you will forget about them.

The relative unimportance of the Jeopardy contestant is reflected in the show-taping experience Jennings describes, a mix of jury duty and summer camp, a hyper-organized atmosphere. Thanks to the felony punishments that still apply to game-show shenanigans, the need for black-site secrecy and silence, any time one person needed to use the bathroom, everyone went. For their time on set, contestants were, for all intents and purposes, one part of a large, unwieldy brain-Voltron. Jeopardy films five shows in one day, two days at a time, so the maximum number of shows you can film in one cluster is 10. Jennings was on 75, and through that process he got to know individuals he still keeps in touch with eight years later.

"Backstage on Jeopardy, you met people who were just so happy to be in a room where people would get their Monty Python references," Jennings says. "People had no nerd outlet, even in the internet age. Their relief was almost palpable that someone was going to get their nerdy undergraduate references."

Jennings, who owes his capacity for knowledge, at least in part, to some degree of insularity and isolation, questions the point of an organization like Mensa. "This is probably going to get me in trouble — these are my people I'm talking about — but I've always found the idea of Mensa to be so repellent." As he works up steam, his voice gets quicker and more demonstrative; it's hard to tell whether his talking is trying to keep pace with his brain, or his brain is keeping pace with his talking. "Average people are so dumb that you have to go to a special club to determine how smart you are? First of all, that's a terrible way to look at your fellow human beings; second of all, it seems a little bit self-congratulatory. What do they do? It's not like they're out building low-income housing or anything."

It's clear that Jennings doesn't view himself as an intellectual in the traditional sense, and this partly explains why he's been able to endure without the show. He's a product of pop culture who happens to know all the roads in Delaware. (At another point in our discussion, we talk about the comedian Norm MacDonald, and as soon as I mention one of my favorite jokes of his — an elaborate bit known as "the moth joke" — Jennings doesn't just recognize it, he starts quoting lines.) "For so long, I was always the guy in the office who you could ask the name of a TV show or guys in a band, but that's not really valuable in the Google age," Jennings says. "I'd always been good at that, but I turned my back on it because I didn't really think I could make a living that way. I thought being a programmer was a safe thing to do, and by accident, I became much more successful doing what I was actually good at."

Jennings' post-Jeopardy years as a professional whiz have coincided with the general triumph of geek culture. He's obviously not one to miss such a thing. "There's this idea of the jocks vs. nerds thing. That sort of ended when the nerds won decisively. We now live in this era where your big summer tentpole movies can be hobbits and minor Marvel Comics superheroes and boy wizards. If you had told me when I was in junior high and you had told me there would be a $200 million movie about Hawkeye and Black Widow, I'd be like, 'Hawkeye — that guy's lame!'" Jennings says. "Those nerds started running Hollywood studios, and our captains of industry became Asperger types with acne scars."

Jennings with his son Dylan and daughter Caitlin.

Image by Ken Jennings


After the show ended, Jennings got an agent and a book deal, and once the book deal was in place, he quit his job, freed by the Jeopardy windfall to return to doing what he was "actually good at." I was able to meet Jennings because he was heading to a reading in Long Island for his fourth book, Because I Said So. His first two books, Brainiac and Ken Jennings's Trivia Almanac, were very much products of Jeopardy Champion Ken Jennings, dealing directly with facts. With his third book, Maphead, about — yes — maps, Jennings started dealing with the way we perceive and represent facts, specifically geographical ones, though in a much less academic way than I've just made it sound.

Because I Said So shares that interest and is a natural evolution for him: It's a case-by-case investigation of time-honored clichés passed down by parents to their children that attempts to prove or disprove those weird half-truths of childhood (i.e., don't look in the microwave, don't cross your eyes, the five-second rule). He crowd-sourced some of the clichés themselves, asking for submissions on Reddit, which supplied him with a couple dozen aphorisms. (His Reddit handle — "WatsonsBitch," a nod to his 2011 loss to IBM's supercomputer — perfectly channels the site.) He did the legwork himself, figuring out which ideas had some basis in truth (double-dipping does spread germs) and which were verifiably false (you don't need eight glasses of water a day).

His utilization of Reddit demonstrates Jennings' understanding of the internet community, both on its own merits and as the world's best PR firm. (He recently returned for a Reddit AMA, which stands for Ask Me Anything; if that sounds familiar, it might be because President Obama did one last year.) And he's really taken to Twitter. Part of his bio reads, "Your grandma loves/hates him because he was on Jeopardy! for a long time," and his banter is fully versed in the slightly off cadences of the medium. Jennings walks the balance beam of openness and insularity, exhibiting some techniques of quote-unquote Weird Twitter — he follows many emblematic representatives of that absurdist comedic culture, including @dril, @Arr, and @Horse_ebooks — while still making jokes about his children and Mitt Romney. (And Mitt Romney. And Mitt Romney. Jennings says he was asked to run for Senate by Democrats Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid in 2004.)


When I ask Jennings if he considers himself a comedian, he demurs — "Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer" — but it's clear that he spends time thinking about the mechanics of comedy. He cites Spy magazine — a wit-driven New York publication that existed from 1986 through 1998 and was probably not broadly read among churchgoing Mormons of his generation — as an influence. His wife Mindy told me he'd discussed writing a book about comedy, which would seem to fit his m.o.: providing a smart but unpretentious escort through topics (maps, parenting, jokes) that everyone is familiar with. Rather than functioning as a reporter or a critic, Jennings seems to be more like the world's greatest tour guide: He leads his readers through subjects, informing and entertaining them along the way, and then drops them off at the end feeling like they've accomplished something.

I ask Jennings about something I'd been wondering: Since he'd become a de facto Jeopardy cohost, when (if?) Alex Trebek eventually leaves the show, would he give any thought to trying to succeed him? (I also reached out to the producers of Jeopardy with this question, but they declined to play ball.)

"I would give it no thought, because I would do it in a heartbeat. That's the best gig in the world," Jennings said. (He noted that it's only about four days of work a month.) "I don't think I would get that call. But I wish I would."

When asked for a comment about Jennings through Jeopardy's publicist, Trebek sent the following: "I don't usually make predictions, but Ken's record of 74 wins will never be broken."

When Jennings' run on Jeopardy came to an end, viewers were stunned: It didn't quite seem possible, after six months, that there would one day be a Jeopardy without Ken Jennings. His performance came around the same time as the reality boom that would dominate the first decade of the 2000s. (Laguna Beach actually premiered while Jennings was on Jeopardy.) He had a charisma and presence that very few quiz-show contestants, usually neutered by the format of their shows, ever had. Writing his name differently on the little blue podium screen every night, making cool-high-school-teacher jokes about "hos," Jennings became the Kardashian of his genre: We had constant, exhaustive, and thorough access to his brain.

Jennings has returned to the show for various Tournaments of Champions and a slightly more symbolic test two years ago, in which he squared off against Watson, a trivia supercomputer developed by IBM. He came in second place over a two-day contest, with fellow former champion Brad Rutter coming in third, neither able to quite top the computer's combination of speed and depth of knowledge, though both say they think they could have.

Jennings is getting worked up — to the extent that he does — about Watson when his publicist appears and forces us out onto Fourth Avenue, where we discuss the One Time Being Ken Jennings Wasn't Enough.

"I really do think it meant something," he says, buttoning up his dark wool overcoat. "I think it's very meaningful that when people would talk about the Watson match, they would always make jokes about HAL or Skynet in Terminator or The Matrix, all the touchstones where the evil machines were going to replace us. IBM would be like, 'No, no, no, it's the helpful computer from Star Trek,' and people would be like, 'Whatever, it's HAL.'"

At this point, he is basically being pulled away down the street. But the topic possesses him. "I feel like that must be a sign of something deep-rooted: We are worried about being replaced. And I felt that personally. Being the guy who got replaced, not just the competitor wanting to win, that was also, 'Wow, the only thing I'm really good at IBM duplicated in 18 months by throwing a few million dollars at it.'"

In his dystopian future, nerds are replaced by better robot nerds — nerds without joy and humor and enthusiasm. And I suppose that maybe someday Watson will be engineered into the Perfect Nerd. But it will be tough to beat Ken Jennings.

Image by Ben Hider / Getty Images


DeAndre Jordan's Terrible Free Throw Is Borderline Not Safe For Work

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Hide your kids, hide your wife.

The Los Angeles Clippers spanked the Los Angeles Lakers Thursday night at the Staples Center and improved to 39-17 on the year, but none of that really matters because DeAndre Jordan shot the worst free throw of all time. That's a title that gets thrown around once a week, but this is the absolute worst and you shouldn't allow children to watch. Behold.

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Seriously. Just LOOK AT THIS.

Seriously. Just LOOK AT THIS.

H/T Matt Moore at Eye On Basketball


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Socks With People's Faces On Them Are A Thing Now

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Have you ever thought to yourself, “These socks are great, but they could really use Larry Bird's face on them?” Well congrats, weirdo. Today's your lucky day

File this under "So Batshit Crazy That It Just Might Work" and then find a new filing system, because that one seems inefficient. Stance Socks has released a series of socks with NBA legends (and Kenny Smith) on them. Why? I'm not sure. But at the very least Robert Griffin III will probably wear them. Also there's no way that Kenny Smith wasn't included just to get some product placement on TNT's NBA broadcasts. Absolutely no way. Smart move, Stance.


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Tiger Woods PGA Tour 14 Is A Golf Nerd's Dream

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Console golf may finally be better than actual golf.

Via: easports.com

The knock against yearly sports video game series is that, all too often, the difference between a yearly edition is a token roster update and some new bells and whistles. Madden is Madden, for example, and if you own Madden 12, there's probably little reason to purchase Madden 13. The Tiger Woods PGA Tour series has fallen prey to this problem in the past, but this year, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 14 is a whole new ball game. For the first time in series history, EA Sports has successfully captured the experience of watching golf on television, and the result is an addictive and compelling experience from virtual tee to green.

I sat down with Sean Wilson, a producer of the Tiger franchise, for an extended look at the game just a month from release, and the leap EA Sports has made from last year's Tiger game is enormous. The most striking difference, and one that you'll immediately notice upon launching into your first round, is the complete overhaul of the television-style presentation. Jim Nantz and David Feherty return to provide commentary, but the framing of each hole you play in Tiger 14 has been remade to replicate what golf fans see on TV — something the series has taken stabs at before and missed. New camera angles, unique to each individual hole in some situations, can replace the standard hit-the-ball-and-watch-the-camera-follow-behind-it approach you've seen for two decades. Each shot is tracked and logged by the game and fed into a database, and live in-round stats tell you how you're faring compared to the field in terms of fairways hit, drive distance, GIRs, and so forth. Time passes and the environment changes as each round progresses — a morning tee time means you'll finish up with the sun high in the sky, or a late tee time will see players driving and putting as the sun sets (there's even the option to play night golf with glowing balls). Finally, the jarringly static scorecard loading screens that used to appear between holes have been scrapped and replaced with a multitude of stat overlays — Wilson said there's more than 100 in total, providing you with up-to-date information about the round. It's a small touch, but it goes a long way toward creating an immersive golf experience.

For the first time, each major is officially in the game, meaning you can actually win the Claret Jug and Wannamaker Trophy. In all, Tiger 14 features 20 real events, from the Players Championship to the Honda Classic, which brings some added realism to career mode. The FIFA and NHL series have long been leading the way for sports games in terms of authenticity in presentation, but Tiger Woods may have now taken the crown.

Arnie slides one by the hole.

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The signature new mode in Tiger 14 is "Legends of the Majors," an interactive history lesson in which players play through iconic eras of golf with authentic equipment, from the 1800s to today. You start as Tom Morris at the Old Course in St. Andrews and play in black-and-white, with a grainy, old-time film reel vibe; along the way, you'll control Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Seve Ballesteros, and other legends in scenarios tailor-made to their era. It's a much, much deeper mode than last year's gimmicky Tiger Legacy Challenge, and the painstaking detail given to each specific challenge is impressive — playing in 1970s, for example, looks just as it did on television, with era-specific chyrons inspired by ABC's Wide World Of Sports.

EA Sports is taking major strides to ensure Tiger 14 is more than just a single-player experience, though, and the introduction of a robust online suite should make playing with friends and strangers actually fun, rather than being a logistical chore. The Country Club system returns, but players can now enter (and create their own) live tournaments and play simultaneously with up to 24 other players. Though I couldn't see an online tournament in action at the demo, Wilson told me you'll see other players' balls streaking through the air as you play through the round and be able to chat with competitors, which should give life to a mode that was previously very stale (play a round, post a score on a leaderboard, repeat).

Series veterans will be happy to know that refinements to the swing mechanics and the introduction of a new "simulation" difficulty level will make Tiger 14 less forgiving than ever, if you choose to bump up the challenge. The game introduces different swing styles — you can be a power golfer at the cost of accuracy, or a shorter-but-safer control golfer, and even pick your favored shot trajectory. Playing a round in high winds may favor a low, stinger shot type, whereas calm conditions will better suit high, towering drives and approaches. Simulation difficulty will force players to become comfortable mixing trajectories and swing planes to hit draws and fades, which is much trickier than just flicking the analog stick back and forth. You won't be shooting 63s every round playing with the new simulation mode, but you won't end up throwing your controller across the screen either — Tiger 14 rewards thoughtful, skilled shotmaking.

As has become customary, Tiger 14 will be released in two editions, the standard game with 20 courses, and a "Masters Historic Edition" for $10 extra, which boasts a stunningly recreated 1934 version of Augusta pieced together from old photographs and sketches, along with four other courses.

I had fully planned on skipping Tiger 14 and waiting for next-generation console golf before I spent an hour with the game, but I left the demonstration almost spellbound with the comprehensive golf experience EA Sports has created. If you're the type of person who takes off work to watch the early rounds of The Masters (like me), get ready to lose months of your life to Tiger 14, starting March 26.


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Tim Tebow Is Speaking At A Church That Hates Gays, Catholics, Obama, And Everyone

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Not exactly exemplifying Christ's love here, guys.

Here is a video in which "Pastor" Robert Jeffress calls homosexuality "abnormal" and its acceptance a result of brainwashing by the media.

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Here is Tim Tebow, NFL quarterback and one of the country's most famous Christians. Tim Tebow is going to speak at Jeffress' church, which, in addition to hating gays, also hates Catholics, Mormons, President Obama, and pretty much everyone else.

Here is Tim Tebow, NFL quarterback and one of the country&#39;s most famous Christians. Tim Tebow is going to speak at Jeffress&#39; church, which, in addition to hating gays, also hates Catholics, Mormons, President Obama, and pretty much everyone else.

Image by Steve Marcus / Reuters

Tim Tebow has many Catholic teammates. He has had Mormon teammates. He has almost certainly had gay teammates, whether he realizes it or not. And he lives in a country where the President is a guy who Jeffress said is "paving the way for the future reign of the Antichrist," according to Opposing Views.

Here's Jeffress comparing Obama to the Biblical Antichrist.

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Check Out Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski's Epic $9,600 Bar Receipt

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Busted Coverage has spotted Gronk's outrageous receipt from the Super Bowl Sunday he spent at a Vegas nightclub.

The receipt totaling almost 10 grand courtesy of XS Nightclub in Las Vegas.

The receipt totaling almost 10 grand courtesy of XS Nightclub in Las Vegas.

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This is the receipt from the same night of partying Gronkowski has been under fire for, after he and his buddies took their shirts off and body-slammed each other on stage.

This is the receipt from the same night of partying Gronkowski has been under fire for, after he and his buddies took their shirts off and body-slammed each other on stage.

Source: @betomizrahi4

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Full Body Pong Could Be The Next Great American Sport

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Perfect programming for ESPN 8, the Ocho.

Americans are particular about their sports. Football is king, basketball and baseball are okay, and hockey is a niche. There isn't much room for the invasion of other sports (like soccer, or competitive darts), but Full Body Pong could be the next American sensation if it ever makes it across the Pacific.

eSportsGround, basically an interactive floor upon which a number of games can be played, has been around in Japan since last year.

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It's kind of like an advanced Kinect, only if Kinect was actually fun. I would pay tens of dollars to play Full Body Pong, and professional Full Body Pong would undoubtedly draw millions of viewers. Make it happen, Japan.

H/T Richard Eisenbeis at Kotaku


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25-Year-Old American Professional Soccer Player Comes Out, Quits Soccer

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Former US Men's National Team player Robbie Rogers announces he's gay and is walking away from the game.

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Robbie Rogers, at just 25, is one of the best young American soccer players in the world and made more than 15 appearances for the senior men's national team. He most recently played for Stevenage of the English League One on loan from Leeds United. Today, in a blog post he wrote at 1 AM, Rogers announced he's giving up the game and publicly coming out as gay.

The Next Chapter…

Things are never what they seem… My whole life I have felt different, different from my peers, even different from my family. In today's society being different makes you brave. To overcome your fears you must be strong and have faith in your purpose.

For the past 25 year I have been afraid, afraid to show whom I really was because of fear. Fear that judgment and rejection would hold me back from my dreams and aspirations. Fear that my loved ones would be farthest from me if they knew my secret. Fear that my secret would get in the way of my dreams.

Dreams of going to a World Cup, dreams of The Olympics, dreams of making my family proud. What would life be without these dreams? Could I live a life without them?

Life is only complete when your loved ones know you. When they know your true feelings, when they know who and how you love. Life is simple when your secret is gone. Gone is the pain that lurks in the stomach at work, the pain from avoiding questions, and at last the pain from hiding such a deep secret.

Secrets can cause so much internal damage. People love to preach about honesty, how honesty is so plain and simple. Try explaining to your loved ones after 25 years you are gay. Try convincing yourself that your creator has the most wonderful purpose for you even though you were taught differently.

I always thought I could hide this secret. Football was my escape, my purpose, my identity. Football hid my secret, gave me more joy than I could have ever imagined… I will always be thankful for my career. I will remember Beijing, The MLS Cup, and most of all my teammates. I will never forget the friends I have made a long the way and the friends that supported me once they knew my secret.

Now is my time to step away. It's time to discover myself away from football. It's 1 A.M. in London as I write this and I could not be happier with my decision. Life is so full of amazing things. I realized I could only truly enjoy my life once I was honest. Honesty is a bitch but makes life so simple and clear. My secret is gone, I am a free man, I can move on and live my life as my creator intended.

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H/T @SeeLarke


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Do NBA Players' Jumpers Actually Improve During ACL Rehab?

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It doesn't seem that way.

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The early stages of Derrick Rose's much-discussed rehabilitation from a torn left ACL called for a steady diet of jump shots. Before his knee was ready for running and jumping, that was the only way for him to play basketball. The upside is that when the Bulls' 24-year-old All-Star point guard does eventually return to play, he'll have a much-improved jump shot and a better three-ball.

At least that's the prevailing assumption among many observers, from color commentators to Rose's Bulls teammate Rip Hamilton to former NBA star Tim Hardaway, who tore his ACL in 1993. At around the time that Rose's trainer cleared him to begin shooting last summer, Hardaway spoke to the Chicago Sun-Times:

He can only do three things. He can dribble — not run and dribble, just dribble walking up and down the court; he can shoot a bunch of free throws; and he can shoot a bunch of set shots like he's playing H-O-R-S-E every day, all day... If you shoot 1,000 jump shots a day, 1,000 free throws a day, you're going to get better.

Hardaway's three-point percentage improved from .334 in the two seasons before his injury to .378 his first year back. Rip Hamilton told the Sun-Times he expects a similar jump for Rose. And the Bulls point guard is only the latest in a long line of incapacitated ballers said to be honing their shooting aim while laid up. When Ricky Rubio, for example, returned from an injury similar to Rose's, the Minnesota Star-Tribune noted he'd "worked on his shooting touch for many of those nine months away when he could do little other than rehabilitation with that surgically repaired left knee."

But there isn't a lot of material out there documenting improved post-ACL jump shots after the fact, and Hardaway's improvement was fairly modest. Is the ACL Rehab Jumper Effect a real phenomenon, or just spin and optimistic coach-speak? I took a look at that question with help from Basketball Reference's bottomless well of statistics and an assist from Basketball Prospectus writer Dan Feldman.

We used Basketball Reference's definition of a jumper as any shot taken when a player jumps and releases the ball mid-air — basically any attempt, short or long, that's not a tip, hook, lay-up, or dunk. Of the roughly 35 players who have suffered ACL tears since the start of the 2000–2001 season, 15 qualified for consideration (for this study) by virtue of having played at least 600 minutes in the season prior to injury and 600-plus minutes in one of two seasons following the year the injury occurred. The rest didn't play enough for their numbers to have much meaning.

Here's how they fared.

The results don't necessarily disprove the idea that jumpers get better during rehab, but they certainly don't make a strong case that it's a real phenomenon. Four players — Willie Green, Shaun Livingston, Jason Smith, and Al Jefferson — did see the kind of improvement in accuracy that might stand out to someone scanning their career stats. But three others — Josh Howard, Nenad Kristic, and Kendrick Perkins — showed equally noticeable declines, while the rest clustered in a fairly negligible range of minor changes. Individually, results showed no apparent rhyme or reason — wing players, for example, don't seem to do any better or worse than big men. David West, a player whose mid-range jump shooting is a key part of his game, got worse, while Al Jefferson, a forward with a similar style, got better. On the whole, the average post-ACL jumper in our sample was a tiny bit less likely to go in than a pre-tear shot.

Does that mean Tim Hardaway was wrong? Not necessarily, Feldman says: "Maybe Tim Hardaway was very smart about his recovery and said, 'This is what I could do, this is what I'm going to focus on.'" Hardaway also recovered nearly 20 years ago, when doctors were far less aggressive with rehabilitation and treatments were less developed. His recovery took 18 months; these days, players can return to full-fledged competition in as few as six. Doctors have more confidence in grafts, and players are asked to bear weight sooner. Maybe there's not enough recovery time these days to effect a lasting change to one's jumper.

Ricky Rubio returned nine months after his own injury, and early returns don't suggest his touch has improved. Rubio hit an underwhelming 92 of 291 jump shots (.316) during his abbreviated rookie campaign in 2011–2012 — if anyone had room for improvement, it was him — but has been only 26 of 96 (.271) in his return so far. "The big thing for him is the legs, and I'm not sure how good his legs feel," Wolves assistant coach Terry Porter said early into Rubio's return, which is a useful point — improved aim does no good if a player's legs aren't strong enough to provide a solid foundation for his shot as games and seasons wear on.

Whatever the reason, our study didn't turn up any evidence that ACL-related layoffs tend to correspond with improved jump-shooting accuracy. That said, 15 players isn't a huge sample. There's no reason for Bulls fans to despair, but anyone hoping that Rose will return as a faster version of Steve Kerr is likely to disappointed.


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