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There Was A Lot Of Kissing In The Raptors-Magic Game

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Not just one, but TWO instances of kissing between players and coaches took place during a Thursday night NBA game.

Thursday night, the Orlando Magic hosted the Toronto Raptors in an attempt to snap out of a bad losing slump. Toward the end of the first quarter, Glen Davis took a hard foul from Aaron Gray, and he wasn't happy.

Thursday night, the Orlando Magic hosted the Toronto Raptors in an attempt to snap out of a bad losing slump. Toward the end of the first quarter, Glen Davis took a hard foul from Aaron Gray, and he wasn't happy.

How unhappy was he? Unhappy enough to get right up in Gray's grill, earning himself a technical. But how close did he get?

How unhappy was he? Unhappy enough to get right up in Gray's grill, earning himself a technical. But how close did he get?

Oh, he got close. Very close. Mistletoe close. In fact, this GIF really makes it look like he basically just went at Gray's face with his lips.

Oh, he got close. Very close. Mistletoe close. In fact, this GIF really makes it look like he basically just went at Gray's face with his lips.

Andddd...yeah, that's pretty much what happened. SEXY.

Andddd...yeah, that's pretty much what happened. SEXY.

This screencap courtesy of Ball Don't Lie's Dan Devine.

Via: sports.yahoo.com


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Hotel Chain Makes The Best Manti Te'o Joke Yet

Ottawa Senators Coach Paul MacLean Meets His Doppelgänger

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And tries to act like his mind isn't blown.

Ottawa Senators coach Paul MacLean is a distinctive looking man. With thinning-but-not-quite-scarce hair, half-rim spectacles, and a glorious, bushy mustache, it's easy to pick MacLean out of a crowd.

Ottawa Senators coach Paul MacLean is a distinctive looking man. With thinning-but-not-quite-scarce hair, half-rim spectacles, and a glorious, bushy mustache, it's easy to pick MacLean out of a crowd.

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Wait until you see it...

IDENTICAL MOUSTACHES!

IDENTICAL MOUSTACHES!

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SAME GLASSES!

SAME GLASSES!

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Coach John Harbaugh Pranks His Mom & Dad

7 Mind-Blowing Ways To Think About How Much Time Manti Te'o Spent On The Phone With His Fake Girlfriend

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Five hundred hours is a lot of hours.

Manti Te'o reportedly spoke to his fake girlfriend "Lennay Kekua" on the phone for 500 hours. Let's put that in perspective.

In 500 hours, you could watch "Zero Dark Thirty" zero dark 187.5 times.

In 500 hours, you could watch "Zero Dark Thirty" zero dark 187.5 times.

Or you could not watch "Movie 43" 171.4 times.

Or you could not watch "Movie 43" 171.4 times.

That's right. Movie 43 is 15 minutes LONGER than Zero Dark Thirty.

In 500 hours, you could watch every episode of "Lost" five times. And get a good start on a sixth. Walt!

In 500 hours, you could watch every episode of "Lost" five times. And get a good start on a sixth. Walt!


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One NBA Player Who You Won't Hear Say "No Homo"

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Kenneth Faried was mad when his mom married another woman… Because he couldn't be there.

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49ers Renaissance Man Vernon Davis Is Your New Favorite Football Player

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He paints. He curls. And he's fast as hell. You're going to love Vernon Davis — unless you're a Ravens fan.

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This is...

This is...

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Vernon Davis.

Vernon Davis.

Image by Tony Avelar / AP

Vernon Davis is a tight end for the San Francisco 49ers, who, as you might have heard, will be playing in the Super Bowl on February 3.

Vernon Davis is a tight end for the San Francisco 49ers, who, as you might have heard, will be playing in the Super Bowl on February 3.

Here he is with teammates/buds Michael Crabtree, left, and Frank Gore, second from left. Vernon Davis is third from left.

You also might have heard that the 49ers will be playing against the Baltimore Ravens.

If you heard differently than that, you might want to reevaluate what you're allowing into your ears.

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The New York Rangers Published An Incredibly Demeaning "Girl's Guide To Watching Hockey"

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Gender stereotyping everywhere!

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In an effort to assist what the New York Rangers apparently perceive to be an uninformed female fanbase, the Rangers posted a "Girl's Guide to Watching the Rangers" on the Blueshirts United section of their official website today. The guide was written by a community contributor, but after fierce criticism in the comments section and on Twitter by female and male Rangers fans alike, it was yanked from the website less than 90 minutes after it was published. This is why:

RULE 1: Every red-blooded male in the world loves sports, so girls better get used to it so the human race can survive.

RULE 1: Every red-blooded male in the world loves sports, so girls better get used to it so the human race can survive.

Actual text the New York Rangers organization published: "When having either guy friends, brothers, boyfriends or husbands in your life, watching games in any sport becomes unavoidable.... News of the NHL lockout's end caused as much excitement in the male world as a 70 percent off sale does in a woman's."

RULE 2: Don't bother asking men to explain everything to you, just have a vague understanding of the game.

RULE 2: Don't bother asking men to explain everything to you, just have a vague understanding of the game.

Actual text the New York Rangers organization published: "You can tell if something huge has happened by their reaction, and if you're absolutely lost, wait for the replay. There's always a replay after a major play. Still confused? Wait until a penalty or other whistle to ask.... Everything else? Not important in your world ... yet."


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A Friendly Reminder That Even NFL Stars Totally Look Like Dads

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Peyton Manning, you are a Serious Dad.

Via r/NFL, take a look at this exquisite photograph, ostensibly of Peyton Manning, who's in Hawaii for the NFL Pro Bowl.

Via r/NFL, take a look at this exquisite photograph, ostensibly of Peyton Manning, who's in Hawaii for the NFL Pro Bowl.

This photo, which is about as unverified as a photo of someone can possibly be but definitely LOOKS like Peyton Manning, is a very important photo.

It is not important because it shows that Peyton Manning is out of shape, or something dumb like that. If you're saying the photo is important for that reason, you're bad and you should feel bad: Manning's 36 years old and STILL might win the MVP award LESS THAN A YEAR after coming off SPINE SURGERY. He's out of shape? No, YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.

Ahem.

Instead, this photo is important because it shows that even NFL MVPs can look totally, completely, 100% like dads.

Dad Characteristic #1 and #2: The visor and wraparound sunglasses.

Dad Characteristic #1 and #2: The visor and wraparound sunglasses.

Not a baseball cap. A visor. Which appears to at least have the Broncos' colors underneath the brim. And those shades are Peak Dad — they may even be Oakleys.

Dad Characteristics #3, #4, and #5: Unapologetic shirtlessness; electronic-looking big-ass watch; cold drink.

Dad Characteristics #3, #4, and #5: Unapologetic shirtlessness; electronic-looking big-ass watch; cold drink.

See, Peyton Manning doesn't give a FRICK what you think about his torso. He's a dad; he don't care. And that watch? It tells time, so get off his gotdam back. It tells time just as well as your fancy Rolex Roger Federer-looking watch, you fancypants Swiss clockmaster, even if it does have a Velcro strap. Whatever: Velcro's from nature. Peyton's got a cold drink in hand — what is it? who knows, but he's holding it in what looks like it could be a frozen mug, because he's a practical man — and he's just enjoying his vacation.


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Fan Hits Half-Court Shot For $75,000, Gets Tackled By A Celebrating LeBron

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I'm a Cleveland fan, and even I love LeBron again at this point.

Last night, a Miami Heat fan hit a half-court hook shot for $75,000.

Last night, a Miami Heat fan hit a half-court hook shot for $75,000.

It was amazing. How could this get any better?

It was amazing. How could this get any better?

How about the greatest basketball player in the world tackling you in celebration?!

How about the greatest basketball player in the world tackling you in celebration?!

Wow.

Wow.


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A Division I College Basketball Team Scored Only Four Points In A Half

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And, surprise: they lost!

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The Northern Illinois Huskies — that's their mascot on a football field, above — played against the Eastern Michigan Eagles Saturday at Eastern Michigan. Northern Illinois is not a good basketball team: at 4-13 before the game, they're averaging only 57.6 points per contest — 337th in the country — and only scored five in the first half earlier this season against Dayton en route to a 60-43 loss. At the time of that game, the five points was a record for fewest in a half in Division I basketball during the shot-clock era. But Saturday, at Eastern Michigan: that was particularly bad.

The Huskies managed only four points in the first half, one on a jumper a minute into the game and then two on free throws, breaking their own record for fewest points in a half. After that first jumper, the team managed to go a full 24 minutes and 33 seconds without making a shot from the field, not managing to score a non-free throw basket until a layup 5:33 into the second half. From there on, they managed another 18 points, losing 42-25. (The Northern Illinois website described the performance as the team's "best defensive effort since 2005-06, which is a remarkably optimistic way to think about it.)

I don't have video, so the best way to convey the team's futility during that missed-shot streak is through the play-by-play, which I've pasted below, complete with some helpful commentary. Over the whole game, Northern Illinois went 8-61 from the field and 1-33 from the three-point range: 13.1% and 3.0%, respectively.


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How To Make The Ultimate 47-Layer Dip

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Seven-layer dip is fine, if you're some kind of BABY. The Super Bowl calls for a BIG DIP.

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What else could match the epic drama of the year's biggest Beyoncé show (or whatever) better than an appetizer that weighs more than a human baby? This dip weighs 17 lbs. This dip has 47 DIFFERENT layers of food. This is a gosh darn touchdown in a bowl.

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Introducing The "Relief Quarterback"

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How RG III, Jay Cutler, and other fragile or erratic passers could benefit from a paradigm shift in the way we think about the QB.

Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III rolled right and turned toward the end zone, only a few Seattle Seahawks defenders between him and a 14–nothing lead in the first round of the NFL playoffs. Wearing a black knee brace on his right leg that looked like something out of Dark Knight Rises and running with a herky-jerky hitch, Griffin's angle to the end zone was easily cut off by a Seattle linebacker, forcing the normally Olympic-fast quarterback to plant his injured right foot and attempt a short pass. The ball bounced weakly out of receiver Pierre Garcon's hands and joined Griffin in the grassy gumbo that passed for FedExField turf that day. He got up, hobbling his way over to the huddle.

Griffin had injured the knee four weeks earlier in a ghastly collision that sent most of his body going in one direction while 340-pound tackler Haloti Ngata and the lower half of Griffin's right leg went in the other. Backup Kirk Cousins had come in a few plays later and led the trailing Redskins to a win over the Ravens, and then to another win the following week over Cleveland. This was the playoffs, though, and Redskins coach Mike Shanahan left Griffin in the game to limp around ineffectively until he eventually collapsed with just six minutes left in the game, tearing the LCL and ACL in his right knee as the Skins lost 24–14.

Reactions to the injury broke into two camps: Some supported Shanahan's decision to leave Griffin in, while others said once RG III tweaked his knee and started playing poorly, he should have been pulled for the rest of the game. But what about an approach that would have split the difference? Cousins had proven himself a capable quarterback in RG III's absence. Could the backup have shared snaps with Griffin throughout the game to keep him healthy for the biggest moments? Could Griffin perhaps have rested and gotten therapy on his knee for the second and third quarters, then pulled a Willis Reed and come back for the fourth?

After the game, the Redskins' official Twitter account quoted Shanahan as saying that it wouldn't have been in RGIII's "best interest" to leave the game. But exactly what "interest"? Certainly not the best interest of Griffin's body, and maybe not even in the best interest of the Redskins' chances against the Sehawks. The nebulous interest Shanahan seemed to be actually talking about is Griffin's image and reputation as the Redskin's franchise quarterback — a job fit only for old-school tough guys who rub dirt in their wounds and limp back out onto the gridiron.

It's the same image Jets coach Rex Ryan spent most of the season trying to reinforce with struggling quarterback Mark Sanchez — reiterating that he was still the Sanchize to anyone with a microphone and underutilizing Tim "The Closer" Tebow for fear of a quarterback controversy. Indeed, despite the many changes going on in the NFL right now — spread offenses that line up four and five receivers, leaping defensive ends who bat down passes like an NBA center, tight ends who catch deep balls like wideouts — quarterbacks are used in essentially the same way that they were when Rex Ryan's dad Buddy was a Jets assistant in the 1970s. Coaches pick a starter for the first game of the season, then give him every single snap until he's so injured or ineffective that the coach is forced to bring in a backup. That backup then takes on the same starter role as the guy he replaced. There have been teams that used Wildcat formations for running backs with good arms, and special packages designed to get a few snaps here and there for running QBs like Tebow or Kordell "Slash" Stewart, but otherwise there are virtually no deviations from the single QB model. Griffin's plight — and that of a few other prominent NFL signal-callers — suggests that maybe it's time for a new concept of quarterback use.

Think about Michael Vick, a phenomenal talent who's prone to both injuries and turnovers. Or Jay Cutler, a very good quarterback who, for three straight years, has gone down with late-season injuries that cost his team a playoff game or chance to make the playoffs. Or Tony Romo, an often fantastic QB who occasionally loses his head and throws interceptions by the bushel.

If these quarterbacks played different sports, their liabilities could be minimized. A basketball version of Vick would play limited minutes to keep his injuries down and efficiency up, perhaps as an instant-offense sixth man like Clippers guard Jamal Crawford. If he was a pitcher, Cutler would likely get some extra rest early in the year to keep him healthy for the end of it, like when the Red Sox used to put starter Josh Beckett on the DL for minor early-season ailments like blisters. Like Romo, Vancouver Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo is sometimes brilliant and sometimes a Swiss cheese headcase. But unlike the Cowboys, who will either keep Romo and give him every snap next year or trade him away for cents on the dollar, the Canucks have subbed in promising young goalie Corey Schneider when Luongo loses it, preparing Schneider for the future but taking advantage of the still-effective Luongo when he's hot.

There are a few reasons cited for NFL coaches' extreme reluctance to take their starting QBs out of games, even temporarily. Quarterback egos are supposedly so large that they won't stand for the possibility of sharing some of the spotlight and so fragile that any hint of competition will send them into a tailspin (exactly what Rex Ryan tried to prevent in New York, only for Sanchez to go into a tailspin anyway, even without any looming Tebow brilliance). The rest of the team is believed to need a single leader to rally around. The public is so used to having one starter taking all the snaps that any second QB who plays and doesn't immediately fall on his face inevitably creates a "quarterback controversy" that the press turns into a constant annoyance for the team. Coaches would rather play a beat-up quarterback and risk further injury than rest him occasionally and risk the ire of sports radio callers. Better to be conventionally wrong than radically right.

These are all at least plausible impediments to the idea of quarterbacks sharing snaps. But they are problems of a particular kind: They're the result of tradition and culture, superficialities of ego and optics. And as any good ad man will tell you, the best way to deal with silly, superficial PR problems is with the silly, superficial step of rebranding the product. Perhaps it's time to say good-bye to the era of overworked franchise QBs and desperation backups, and say hello to the "relief quarterback."

An avoidable moment?

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In 1923, Washington Senators player-manager Donie Bush ushered in one of the great tactical innovations in modern sport. To that point, a starting pitcher generally stayed in until the game was over or his arm fell off. The previous season, the New York Giants' Jesse Barnes and Yankees James Shawkey threw all 10 innings of a World Series tie at the Polo Grounds. The year before that, fatigued Yanks starter Carl Mays had blown an eighth-inning World Series lead against the Giants by giving up four runs in the final two frames for the loss.

Realizing that starters like Mays were often too exhausted to pitch well at the end of games, Senators player-manager Bush started using Allan "Rubber Arm" Russell as a regular in-game replacement for tired and ineffective starters. Russell was an instant success, setting records for appearances and innings pitched in relief. The following season the Senators replaced Bush with player-manager Bucky Harris, but Harris relied even more on substitute pitching, using both Russell and Firpo Mayberry as relievers on the way to a 1924 World Series win. Despite his nickname, Rubber Arm Russell was out of the league two years later (even relievers can be overworked), but Mayberry went on to have a successful career as a sub, considered by many to be baseball's first significant relief-pitching specialist.

The Senators weren't some team of isolated geniuses, pulling relief-pitching revelations out of a hat; they were just the first team to adjust to the drastic changes the game was already undergoing. Outfield walls, some as far as 500 and 600 feet from the plate, were being moved in, to the benefit of power hitters and the detriment of pitchers. The extremely effective spitball was banned in 1920 for all but a few aging pitchers (including the aforementioned Rubber Arm Russell) who were grandfathered in. Instead of reusing battered, lopsided balls until they unraveled, the league started replacing them regularly with new balls that were easier to hit. Offenses became supercharged, sluggers like Babe Ruth took over the league, pitchers threw more and more pitches, and the old "nine innings or bust" strategy wasn't physically sustainable anymore. The Senators were just the first to see the writing on the wall. The idea quickly spread through baseball. In the 1910s, the average league leader in innings pitched threw 370.1 innings, a number which fell to 328.9 innings in the 1920s. (It's about 100 innings less than that today.)


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9 Things You Can Actually Bet On: Super Bowl Edition

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These are all real bets that you are able to make. No, really.

These are all real bets available through Bovada.LV, Sportsbook.ag, and BetOnline.com. People will actually risk money on these.

Will Beyoncé use a hand mic or a headset for her first song?

Will Beyoncé use a hand mic or a headset for her first song?

Headset is an early and obvious favorite at -250 (meaning you would have to bet $250 on it to win $100), while mic is at +175 (bet $100 to win $175).

BUZZFEED'S ADVICE: Because Beyoncé is performing at halftime, it makes sense that she'll probably start with an upbeat, energetic number, and therefore have a headset.

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Will Beyoncé show cleavage during her first song?

Will Beyoncé show cleavage during her first song?

Yes is a HUGE favorite right now at -500 (bet $500 to win $100). No is at +300 (bet $100 to win $300).

BUZZFEED'S ADVICE: It's unclear how the sportsbook would rule if Beyoncé breaks out the underboob that she rocked on the cover of GQ, so bet on this one at your own risk.

Source: Courtesy of GQ

Will both Harbaugh brothers wear hats?

Will both Harbaugh brothers wear hats?

You'll have to bet $1000 on Yes if you want to win $100 on this one. Hats are a virtual lock.

BUZZFEED'S ADVICE: No is at +600, so if you have a way of keeping a Harbaugh brother from his hat [winks], it would be financially worthwhile.

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The Best Part Of The Miami Heat's Visit To The White House

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President Obama tells LeBron it's his world, and Wade offers the president a contract.

Earlier today, the Miami Heat visited the White House for the customary "NBA champions meet the President" Basketballers-President meeting. Early on, President Obama joked about how going up against him prepared guys like LeBron James and Dwyane Wade to face Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. He also showed off his basketball knowledge by mentioning how Wade worked on his core and James his post moves prior to the season, and that the acquisition of Shane Battier played a big role in the Heat reaching the next level.

The best parts, though, came when Obama ragged on the players: he told Mike Miller he "looked broken down last year... like an old man," and he called Juwan Howard "grandpa." And when LeBron took the podium, we reached peak Obama.

LeBron seemed a bit nervous at first, but after a little gentle harassment from the president —

LeBron seemed a bit nervous at first, but after a little gentle harassment from the president —

— he gave a nice little speech about how far they'd come. "We just want to thank you for the hospitality, for allowing us to be in the White House. I mean, we in the White House!"

— he gave a nice little speech about how far they'd come. "We just want to thank you for the hospitality, for allowing us to be in the White House. I mean, we in the White House!"


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When ESPN Talks Dirty

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In honor of Tony Kornheiser accidentally using a four-letter slang term for a woman's special area on television last week, here's a quick collection of the Worldwide Leader's most prominent innuendoes and profanities of the last half-decade or so. (NSFW — language.)

You know, this starts off pretty silly, but then it kind of becomes a hypnotic, provocative meta-statement on the differences between real life and the media's stylized version thereof — they get so embarrassed and terrified the second someone says a word they probably hear off-camera ten times a day! If anyone reading this is looking for a college thesis topic, consider it.

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Joe Flacco Uses The Word "Retarded" Like An Assy Sixth-Grader

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Proof that being a Super Bowl quarterback doesn't require eloquence or sensitivity.

Joseph V. Flacco on the prospect of a cold-weather Super Bowl (which will happen in 2014).

Joseph V. Flacco on the prospect of a cold-weather Super Bowl (which will happen in 2014).

Hey, at least he didn't say he thought it was "gay," right?!

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Not only is Joe speaking like an ignorant 16-year-old, he's reportedly a huge dullard. According to his father, Steve, Joe's just about as boring as you might expect:

Joe is dull. As dull as he is portrayed in the media, he's that dull. He is dull.

Via: nytimes.com

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The Most Dangerous Offensive Weapons That Will Be Deployed On Super Bowl Sunday

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These four players, and their particular skill sets, could be the key to figuring out who the next Super Bowl champion is.

The Ravens, I: Joe Flacco's Deep Ball

The Ravens, I: Joe Flacco's Deep Ball

The Ravens' offense is relatively ordinary aside from two particular attributes. ESPN commentator Ron Jaworski recently said that Joe Flacco has the strongest arm in the NFL, and while there are a few other guys who are in that conversation, Flacco definitely belongs in the upper echelon. In addition to raw strength — picture Joe Flacco, right now, bicep-curling 13-year-old humans — Flacco also has enough touch to be a successful deep-ball guy.

In the above play, from Baltimore's double-overtime win over Denver in the divisional round, Flacco hits an open Torrey Smith in stride for a touchdown. As one of the fastest guys in the league, Smith's his best deep-receiver asset; Jacoby Jones is also solid when he manages to haul in the pass.

Flacco connected with Smith again in that game, aided by a tremendous catch by Smith.

Flacco connected with Smith again in that game, aided by a tremendous catch by Smith.

Part of Flacco's ability to throw the deep ball has to do with the protection he gets from the Ravens very good offensive line — he's only been sacked four times through three playoff games.

The Ravens, II: Ray Rice's Screen-Play Elusiveness

The Ravens, II: Ray Rice's Screen-Play Elusiveness

The Ravens' other primary weapon is running back Ray Rice. Rice is a great on-the-ground runner, but he's also one of the league's best pass-catching backs, particularly when it comes to screen passes. On this play, the Ravens let New England penetrate behind the line and then dump the ball to Rice. As you can see when he's circled in red, Rice fakes like he's engaged as a blocker and then loses his man, catching the pass.

From there, he's able to take it out of the backfield with his agility and great acceleration, making four Patriots players miss on his way past the first-down marker.

From there, he's able to take it out of the backfield with his agility and great acceleration, making four Patriots players miss on his way past the first-down marker.


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The Definitive Bud Bowl Rankings

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It's been over 15 years since we last saw an edition of the Bud Bowl, Budweiser's brilliant Super Bowl commercial/game within a game. But here they are now, in a thorough ranking and celebration of beer bottles playing football on television.

The tagline for Bud Bowl I was simple: This time, it's for real!

And it was tough to disagree. After all, what could be more real than bottles of beer playing football?

We were lucky enough to witness six gripping editions of Bud Bowl, the all-important Budweiser Football League game that decided who would be that year's Ruler of the Cooler. (Technically, there was also a Bud Bowl VII and VIII. They have been excluded from this list and stricken from the record. They were not good. Let us never speak of them again.)

What made Bud Bowl so great? For one, it gave us true heroes of the gridiron: The Appliance of Defiance! The Beechwood Twins! Budway Joe!

It gave us great moments: The snow fumble in Bud Bowl II! The ball-in-the-tuba in Bud Bowl III! Mike Ditka's wind-blown face in Bud Bowl VI!

And above all, it gave us what we wanted most: Beer and football, together in a Super Bowl ad that Americans could gamble on during breaks from a real football game that we were also gambling on. It was the best of times; it was the best of times.

These are the six Bud Bowls, ranked in order of greatness:

Bud Bowl IV

Game summary: This was the first Bud Bowl ad to focus almost entirely on the $1 million grand prize for home viewers. (Bud gave away Lotto-style Bud Bowl tickets via retailers nationwide.) Sadly, that took the emphasis away from the action on the field. We see one of the Beechwood Twins running in a score early in the game, but that's the only in-game action. At the end of the game, Chris Berman's yelling that Bud's made a big 27–24 comeback. We'll have to take your word for it, Chris.

Announcer: Chris Berman

Best quote: Berman throws out pretty much every catchphrase in this one. ("Rumbling, bumbling, stumbling!" "He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!" "Baaaaaack back-back-back-back-baaack!") "FUM-BULLLLL!" is the best line in here almost by default.

Memorable moment: The time a man flies through a window and lands on his own couch, and no one in his house thinks to call an ambulance.


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