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NFL Legend Says Tebow Couldn't Even Hack It In Canada
Poor Timmy. Since being cut by the Jets, the most important debate* in sports has been whether or not Tim Tebow will play in the NFL next season. *According to ESPN. Via: David Welker / Getty Images...
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La La Anthony Is A More Important NBA Player Than Jordan Crawford
Let the Twitter feud begin! Via: Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images Following the Celtics' victory last night, Jordan Crawford made some remarks to Carmelo Anthony, fueling a small scuffle at the end...
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11 Things Sonics Fans Can Do To Get Revenge On David Stern
Seattle despises David Stern. Here are some ways they can get even and punish the Seattle-hating NBA commissioner. This Is David Stern. Source: globalbasketball.com David Stern Is In The Process of...
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NFL Player On Gay Athletes: "I Don't Want To Teach My Kids Those Things."
“You don't have to show it and flaunt it like that.” In an awkward interview with ESPN on the issue of gay athletes, Falcons star Asante Samuel brought up a few obnoxious straw man arguments. Um... As...
View ArticleHow Google Glass Will Make Sports Better (And More Insufferable)
A breakaway goal from Sidney Crosby's eyes? A soaring dunk from Kobe's point-of-view? It's only a matter of time. Source: youtube.com Credit Google for making something that's years old seem brand new...
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19 People Who Will Make You Feel Better About Your Complete Lack Of Athletic...
Who needs sports anyway? At least you're not these dancers: Via: icmag.com Or this basketball player who tried to give her teammate a leg up: Via: totalprosports.com At least you're not in a fight...
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Ryan Lochte Just Said The Weirdest Thing About Abraham Lincoln
It involves “mad swag.” Per Grantland's Molly Lambert, well-groomed amphibian Ryan Lochte had this to say to US Weekly regarding his, and America's, favorite President, Abraham Lincoln (sorry, Frank...
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The Best Way To Mess With The Westboro Baptist Church
The Westboro Baptist Church protested last night's Oklahoma City-Houston NBA Playoff game in protest of Jason Collins' coming out. But this guy had the right idea. So how do you mess with the Westboro...
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Make-A-Wish Kids Beat An MLS Team In The Most Heartwarming Soccer Game Ever
Ahhhhhhhhh my soullllllllll The Portland Timbers MLS team faced their stiffest competition of the season recently: the Green Machine soccer team, starring Atticus Lane-Dupre, an eight-year-old cancer...
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Chicago Cubs Player Pretends To Get Hit By A Pitch And Fails Miserably
A for effort, though! Via: David Banks / Getty Images Faking an injury or flopping for a call is nothing new in sports. It happens all the time in soccer and basketball, but the chance for baseball...
View ArticleWhich Athlete Makes More Money?
A.k.a. the most depressing quiz you'll ever take. All of the answers are based solely on each player's current, or in the NFL's case, most recent season salary. Signing bonuses and endorsement deals...
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A Season With America's Worst Professional Baseball Team
An excerpt from The Atavist's newest original single, The Legends of Last Place . Another monsoon. The rain beats against the grandstand, drowning out John Fogerty's growl on the aging Fort Marcy Park...
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What An Insanely Close Call With A Skate Blade Looks Like
Brandon Prust must have gone to bed last night feeling very lucky. Last night, Brandon Prust of the Montreal Canadiens came this close to getting slashed in the face by a skate blade. Via: Jean-Yves...
View ArticleIs This A Real 2013 Kentucky Derby Horse Name?
Some of these horses will be competing in the Kentucky Derby this Saturday. Can you guess which ones are fake?
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Is This Kid The Most Adorable Photobomber Of All-Time?
The answer you're looking for is “yes.” Unless Charles Barkley is involved, an NBA post-game show is the last place you'd expect something interesting to happen. However, if you were watching the...
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Sneak Peek Inside Jay Cutler's Intense Off-Season Workouts
Seriously, who knew? Jay Cutler catches a lot of flack from Chicago Bears fans for his attitude. Via: Jonathan Daniel / Getty Images Sportswriters knock his toughness. Via: Jonathan Daniel / Getty...
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Dogs Are Taking Over Baseball
THERE ARE DOGS EVERYWHERE Via: Ronald Martinez / Getty Images Thursday night was Dog Night at Rangers Ballpark. There were 689 dogs there. Six-hundred and eighty-nine dogs. Here, we've ranked four...
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NBA Player Gets A Spinal Tap, Twitter Calls Him A "Pussy"
Clearly, these people have never had fluid drained from their spine with a needle. Luol Deng, one of the most important players on the shorthanded Chicago Bulls, missed last night's game against the...
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BREAKING: Here's A Picture Of Craig Sager Dressed Like A Normal Human
Oh my GOD. Craig Sager, TNT's sideline man, is known for one thing and one thing primarily: his ridiculous, eclectic array of suits and ties. Source: jpmoore They run the gamut from pea-green and...
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The Hilarious And Bizarre Canadian "SportsCentre" Anchors Are Coming To America
It's not clear what their new gig is, but it's going to be in the states, so it's time to celebrate. Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole are Canadian national treasures. The two TSN SportsCentre anchors have...
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