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Millionaire Uses An Old-Ass Cellphone
Andrew Luck has a cellphone that's older than he is. Approximately. Andrew Luck plays quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. He's very good at it — his presence as a rookie was the main reason Indy...
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This Looks Like Kristen Bell Kicking Alec Baldwin In The Face (It's Not)
Celebrities. They're just like us (?). You guys know Kristen Bell. Great on Party Down and Veronica Mars. Works with Don Cheadle on House of Lies. Has a baby with Dax Shepard. Kicks Alec Baldwin in...
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Why You Should Never Take Photos With Your iPad
Let this be a lesson to everyone. Oh look, it's a grandpa taking a photo of his granddaughter with an iPad. Isn't that nice? Nope! No matter what the circumstances, it always looks super dumb to take...
View Article30-Person Skiing Backflip
Woah. A group of 30 people in Quebec have attempted a world record for the having the most people do a backflip on skis while holding hands. Source: youtube.com
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Dennis Rodman Is A Crucial FBI Asset*
*He says. During a recent appearance at charity event, Dennis Rodman told the Miami Herald that he has met with the FBI regarding the ongoing situation in North Korea. After the controversy and...
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April Is The Cruelest Month...Of The Baseball Season
What T.S. Eliot was really talking about in that long poem he wrote… After a long, cold, baseball-less winter, baseball finally arrives, and we’re happy... Via: @mlb But soon madness sets in... Your...
View Article10 Baseball Fans Who Should Be Given Major League Contracts
Sometimes the most exciting play in the ballpark happens in the stands. And whether you're on the phone, carrying drinks back to the seats, or holding your infant, you have got to be ready to make the...
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Let's Review Some High Points Of Legendary Nutcase Rasheed Wallace's Career
The King Of Technical Fouls is retiring. Rasheed Wallace, one of the NBA's goofiest and most beloved/reviled players, retired today, just as his Knicks are about to face the Celtics in the playoffs....
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Derek Jeter's Glowing High School Scouting Report
“This guy is special.” This morning, Jeff Idelson, the President of the Baseball Hall of Fame, tweeted a Colorado Rockies scouting report from 1992 praising a young shortstop from Kalamazoo Central...
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Star Pitcher, Asked About Boston Marathon, Answers "Obama Wants To Take Our...
Oh, Jonathan Papelbon. Yesterday, former Red Sox star and current Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon was asked if, in light of the bombing in Boston, he feels safe as a professional athlete performing...
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The Lakers' Unhinged, Maniac, Disappointing-But-Not-Disappointing Season...
How fitting that it all comes down to a single game (against Jeremy Lin) for the league's most melodramatic squad. Via: Mark J. Terrill / AP At the beginning of the 2012-13 NBA season, the Lakers'...
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The Ultimate Ode To Beer Vendors
Let's take a second to thank the real heroes. It's time to recognize and salute the men and women who make coming to the ballpark special. Via: RALPH D. FRESO / Reuters Those stair-climbing mind...
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The Most Depressing Fact About Cleveland
And boy, there are a lot to choose from. The Miami Heat: Via: David Santiago/El Nuevo Herald/MCT The Cleveland Cavaliers: Via: Tony Dejak / AP Via: Michael Conroy / AP Via: Tony Dejak / AP View Entire...
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Kobe Bryant Seems To Be Enjoying Painkillers
Silly Kobe. Last night, in the middle of the night, Kobe instagrammed the following image. It's a clever play off of the fact that he just tore his Achilles and his Kobe System "Dominate List." That's...
View ArticleHere Are 17,000 Hockey Fans In Boston Singing The National Anthem
The first Bruins game in Boston since Monday's attacks started off with a rousing, emotional display. Rene Rancourt, the Boston Bruins' longtime national anthem singer, had a little help from his...
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The NBA's Forgotten Stars, aka A Reminder That Chris Bosh Is Way Better Than...
If you're not a super-duper star or a scrappy role player, you might as well jump off Irrelevance Bridge into the Ocean of Anonymity. Who's that tall guy next to Ron Burgundy? Via: Christopher Polk /...
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This Is The Worst Possible Time To Tie Your Shoe
Mirza, buddy — you've got other things to worry about. How do you really know a game is pointless? When stuff like this happens. The Nets hosted the Pistons in their last game of the regular season,...
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Can Jose Canseco Time Travel?
omg In his Reddit AMA today, someone asked Jose Canseco if he could time travel. His answer? Yes, Jose Canseco can time travel. BONUS: Jose responds to a naysayer. View Entire List ›
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Badass Former Baseball Star Joins The Ballet, Remains Badass
Future Hall of Famer Mike Piazza seems to be enjoying his retirement. Mike Piazza was arguably the greatest hitting catcher in the history of the MLB, but (fairly weak) rumors of steroid use kept him...
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Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" May Have Been A Utah Pizza Conspiracy
There has been a lot of speculation of late that Michael Jordan's “flu game” didn't actually involve the flu. Via: Brian Bahr / Getty Images Michael Jordan's "flu" game is to basketball what the...
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