Short, Fat Guys Are Overrated — And Other Observations From A Big-Ass Study...
We're in that football void between national college signing day and the NFL draft. How many of those high school stars will turn their potential into a pro career? It's the time of the football year...
View ArticleNBA Player Asks The Tough Questions About Pope Francis I
“WoW!!!!” WoW!!!! indeed, Carl. WoW!!!! indeed. Actually, that's kind of a hard question to answer. Is Carl Landry secretly a Socratic professor of political science, and we, his pupils??? (No.)
View ArticleA Professional Broadcaster Struggles To Announce The New Pope
This is uncomfortable. Mike Francesa is a legend in New York sports radio. Today he announced the new pope. It was... tough to listen to. And amazing. Source: youtube.com Well at least he didn't fall...
View Article16 Reasons Why Philip Seymour Hoffman Was Born To Play John Daly
You smell that? It smells like cigarettes and Oscar gold! I know what you're thinking... Source: 2.bp.blogspot.com How can this award-winning, respected actor... Play THIS dude? Image by David Cannon...
View ArticleHere's The New Pope's Favorite Soccer Team
Maybe they'll see a big bump in Catholic support? Or DIVINE support? Image by Marcos Brindicci / Reuters Turns out, the new Pope isn't just a sacrament fan — he's a SOCCERament fan as well....
View ArticleNFL Player Clueless About How Much His New Team Sucks
Until a reporter tells him. This afternoon, free agent linebacker Manny Lawson signed a four year, $12 million contract with the Buffalo Bills. Here's what Manny was probably thinking at the time:...
View ArticleTraumatizing Photos Emerge Of Kobe Bryant, Injured On Arguably Dirty Play
Terrible stuff. In the last seconds of Wednesday night's Lakers loss to the Atlanta Hawks, Dahntay Jones, defending Kobe Bryant, sort of got all up in Kobe's grill, and Kobe got hurt. It's unclear...
View ArticleThe 19 Most Important Animal Athletes Of All Time
And no. Air Bud doesn't count. This is real . This marten was a star defender who transcended the game, but he still always listened to his goalkeeper. Image by PASCAL LAUENER / Reuters This bird...
View Article7 GIFs That Prove Gravity Is Bullshit
Trampolines are awesome. Welcome to the 2008 SlamBall dunk contest. A magical place where already great athletes are helped by trampolines to throw down inhuman dunks while giving Issac Newton the...
View ArticleAn Athlete Pays Touching Instagram Tribute To The City He's Leaving
Josh Cribbs has played in Cleveland for his entire career. Today it looks like he will be signing elsewhere. But before he did, he used social media to say goodbye. Josh Cribbs has been the most...
View ArticleIt's Going To Suck For The Patriots When Wes Welker Knocks Them Out Of The...
Even though it was the right football move, there are definite shades of Adam Vinatieri in the Patriots' letting Welker walk to Denver. Image by Elise Amendola, File / AP Peyton Manning is a villain...
View Article14 Ways You Know Your Baseball Team's Season Is Doomed
There's always next year…. You're already telling yourself to "keep the faith." Source: gifsforum.com You're trying to convince yourself playing "small ball" is the smart move. Source: gifsforum.com...
View Article11 Incredible Sports Movies That Have Terrible Rotten Tomatoes Ratings
Definitive proof that movie critics have no idea what they're talking about whatsoever. The Mighty Ducks Tomatometer rating: 12% Varsity Blues Tomatometer rating: 40% Ladybugs Tomatometer rating: 14%...
View ArticleGus Johnson Loses His Voice Again
Shockingly, there was a buzzer beater involved. During the first round of the Big 10 tournament today, Illinois guard Brandon Paul hit a fadeaway as time expired to beat Minnesota. Play-by-play...
View Article6 Fantasy Baseball Team Names Inspired by Game of Thrones
On March 31st, the third season of HBO's Game of Thrones will premiere. Also on that day, a new fantasy baseball season begins. Nerds rejoice! Cole Drogo Ryan Bronn Matt Greyjoyce Dan Harrenhal View...
View ArticleNBA Fans Display Some Very Effective Classic Trolling
Sometimes, the oldest tricks in the book still work beautifully. The Milwaukee Bucks visited Washington, D.C. to play the Wizards last night, and new Buck J.J. Redick took some quality abuse: a...
View Article5 Easy Steps For Successfully Trolling Your Co-Worker
Brought to you by PGA golfers Keegan Bradley and Jason Dufner. Identify the target. Meet Keegan Bradley (Left) and Jason Dufner (Right). Image by Sam Greenwood / Getty Images Lull your new FRIEND into...
View ArticleThe U.S.-Japan "World Series" Needs To Happen Now
Putting the United States and Japan's best ballplayers in a yearly head-to-head battle for bragging rights? Yes, please. Image by Left: Getty / Christian Petersen; right: Reuters / Toru Hanai There's...
View ArticleBill Clinton Crashed Louisville's Locker Room Celebration
When you're a former U.S. president, you get to do stuff like this. Moments after Louisville knocked off Villanova in the quarterfinals of the Big East Tournament, the team got a surprise guest in its...
View ArticleThis Is Dennis Rodman's Popemobile
He's inside. Via: PaddyPower In a statement provided to BuzzFeed, PaddyPower, the internet gambling company that financed Dennis Rodman's "Popemobile," says: "Unfortunately our pimped-up Popemobile...
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