PornHub's Rejected G-Rated Super Bowl Ad
An idyllic scene featuring an old couple looking out over a lovely, cold day…to advertise a porn site. The pornographic website PornHub put together a totally G-rated Super Bowl ad that has been...
View ArticleSad Alex Smith Is The Best Part Of Super Bowl Media Day
Is that bitterness or just sadness in his eyes? This is Alex Smith. He has basically been the starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers since 2005. At least he was until a concussion earlier...
View ArticleThe Manti Te'o Story As Told By "Mean Girls" Quotes
Lennay Kekua is a grotsky little byotch. This is the story of Manti Te'o trying to convince the world he's extremely gullible and fell victim to a fake girlfriend hoax. Via: s1.ibtimes.com He spent...
View ArticleThe Sad Alex Smith Meme
“In the arms of an angel, fly away from here.” Today is Super Bowl media day, where the players face the media. The big story? How sad former 49ers starting quarterback Alex Smith looked. View Entire...
View ArticleThis Cake Is A Perfect Replica Of Colin Kaepernick's Arm
This is art. Created by the Village Bakery in Modesto, CA Via: @si_vault How close were they? Here's Kaepernick's actual bicep. Via: nydailynews.com
View ArticleRandy Moss Got Served By A Guy Who Was On "Dancing With The Stars"
And who also happens to be the greatest wide receiver to ever play football. Image by George Bridges/MCT During Super Bowl Media Day, San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss gave this very...
View ArticleThere Might Soon Be A PokerStars-Brand Casino In Atlantic City
A re-entry into the United States for the site that's been banned from American shores since 2011? It's up to Chris Christie. Source: Illustration by John Gara PokerStars doesn't give up easily. In...
View ArticleInsane Man Surfs 100-Foot Wall Of Water To Set A World Record
I'm not sure what's crazier: That a surfer rode a 100-foot wave, or that there are regularly 100-FOOT WAVES ON EARTH? Big wave surfer Garrett McNamara likely set a new world record when he surfed a...
View ArticleWhat Do You Learn In A $50 Online Class About Football?
Offense, defense, and networking. Bajillions of Americans will watch the Super Bowl on Sunday, and many of them will be die-hard football crazies. Some, though, will be non-fans who will watch the...
View ArticleThe Craziest Way For An Athlete To Get Outed
Former NFL lineman Kwame Harris was not publicly out of the closet until a strange arrest. Image by Getty Images / Getty Images Kwame Harris (pictured here as a member of the San Francisco 49ers in...
View ArticleThe 13 Most Dramatic Super Bowl Moments Of...All...Time!!! [Crowd Goes Crazy]
What a dramatic headline! More drama inside. John Riggins Steamrolls Don McNeal, Super Bowl XVIII THE SETUP: In the fourth quarter of Super Bowl XVIII, the Redskins were trailing 17-13. Running back...
View ArticleNBA Player's Personal Website Spells His Name Wrong Multiple Times
Antawn, Antwan, Jeff: what's the difference, right? Image by Photo by Harry How / Getty Images Antawn Jamison is a forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. There he is above, being told what to do by Kobe...
View ArticleManti Te'o Hoaxer Tells Dr. Phil He's Gay, Te'o Wasn't Involved
Tuiasosopo acknowledges that he's at least “confused.” The Today Show got a first look at Dr. Phil's interview with Manti Te'o Hoaxer Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, who addressed his sexuality and Te'o's...
View ArticleSuper Bowl Media Day In 10 Seconds
The hard hitting questions that need to be asked. This is all you need to know about Super Bowl Media Day. Thanks for being a good sport, Dennis Pitta, but what America really wants to know is how...
View ArticleSports Illustrated Honors Gay Fans With A Kiss
The magazine's preview of the Super Bowl includes a picture of two men kissing in a sports bar. Photo by Deanne Fitzmaurice for Sports Illustrated. Image by Stacy Lambe/Buzzfeed On page 48 of the...
View ArticleCollege Basketball Just Turned Into A Sesame Street Episode
All right, boys and girls: Let's teach Marshall Henderson how to play nice with others! This is Marshall Henderson. Marshall Henderson is a shooting guard for the Ole Miss Running Rebels. He leads the...
View ArticleNote To Sports Fans: Don't Throw Hot Dogs At Players
I can't believe this has to be said. This is Tyler Seguin of the Boston Bruins. Last night he was involved in the decisive shootout against the New Jersey Devils at the end of the game in Boston. When...
View ArticleThe 4 B's Of The Super Bowl
The gay essentials: Bey, Bros, Butts and Branding. We all know that Queen B is headlining the halftime show. Source: google.com And let's be honest, she's the fiercest thing to ever touch a pigskin....
View ArticleHow To Get Drunk For Your Super Bowl Team
Honor your team the most meaningful way: customized booze. 1. Panky By The Bay Fernet-Branca is a bitter herbal liqueur that's been popular in San Francisco since before the Porhibition, and today is...
View ArticleSuper Bowl Cornerback Says Gay Players Would Not Be Welcome On His Team
Come on! You play in San Francisco! San Francisco 49ers corner Chris Culliver was interviewed by Artie Lange about gays in the NFL. He sounded less than enlightened. Image by D. Ross Cameron/Contra...
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