Sex Will Be Awkward For The Rest Of This Baseball Player's Life
“I've made a huge mistake…” Los Angeles Dodger Matt Kemp paid tribute to his grandparents by getting a portrait of them tattooed on his chest, writing that "If it wasn't for my grandparents I wouldn't...
View ArticleYou Can Coach The Oregon Ducks
Have a bachelor's degree and some coaching experience? Apply now. Image by Stephen Dunn / Getty Images Chip Kelly spurned the University of Oregon today to become the new head coach of the...
View ArticleNew Eagles Coach Chip Kelly Has The Greatest Nickname
Did not see that coming. This is Chip Kelly. Former coach of the Oregon Ducks and (as of today) current coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Image by Marcus Donner / Reuters If you Google the Kelly,...
View ArticleNotre Dame's Star Football Player Had A Made-Up Dead Girlfriend
According to Deadspin, Manti Te'o — Notre Dame's star linebacker and a Heisman trophy finalist — was involved in a yearlong hoax regarding a fake girlfriend who died of leukemia. This is Manti Te'o....
View ArticleThe 25 Best Twitter Responses To Notre Dame Star Manti Te'o's Fake Dead...
Well done, Twitter. Well done. According to Deadspin, Notre Dame star Manti Te'o's story about having a girlfriend that died tragically of leukemia after having been in a car accident is false....
View ArticleManti Te'o's Corruptive Presence Is So Powerful It Broke Notre Dame's Website
The other Notre Dame. In the wake of Deadspin's ground shaking exposé on Manti Te'o's made-up dead girlfriend, Notre Dame's official website broke at around 5 p.m. It wasn't even the website of the...
View ArticleHear Manti Te'o And A Journalist Speak About His Fake Dead Girlfriend
“I'm reattaching my jaw. It's one of the weirdest, saddest stories I've ever come across.” This afternoon, ESPN aired an interview between Manti Te'o and journalist Gene Wojciechowski from October 2...
View Article13 Manti Te'o Tweets That Are Hilarious Knowing His Girlfriend Is Fake
Going back through Te'o's timeline is quite the experience. View Entire List ›
View ArticleA Rundown Of Notre Dame's Crazy Manti Te'o Press Conference
Also: a fullback on the Arizona Cardinals claims to know the girl everyone now agrees is fake. This story could not get any more bizarre. Jack Swarbrick (left), athletic director, and Rev. John I....
View ArticleWatch Manti Te'o Answer A Question About His Girlfriend After He Supposedly...
The Notre Dame athletic director says they were informed of the possibly hoax by Te'o on December 26. In January 3rd press conference Te'o responded to a question about his girlfriend. View Video ›...
View ArticleTwo People Joked About The Manti Te'o Fake Girlfriend Hoax Over A Month Ago...
Well, this is odd. Starting back in early December, a twitter user named jay.R tweeted about his knowledge of the Manti Te'o "Lennay Kekua" fake girlfriend hoax. First he claimed that it was inspired...
View Article"Te'oing" Is The New, New "Tebowing"
It's easy to do. Just put your arm around an imaginary girlfriend and voila: “Te'oing.” The enthusiastic "Te'o." The "Te'o" that plays through pain. (Check the crutches.) The PDA "Te'o." The stoner...
View ArticleHow To Take A Compliment From Donald Trump
The Donald tweeted congratulations to Deadspin for their amazing Manti Te'o scoop . Deadspin's response was perfection. The Donald was impressed by Deadspin's great work on the Te'o story, so he let...
View ArticleAdorable Kid Announces The Syracuse Starting Lineup
Someone give this kid a job before he grows up and stops being cute. Source: youtube.com H/T Jen!
View ArticleThe Official Lance Armstrong Confession Drinking Game
The most fun, super-reasonable drinking game you'll ever play. Image by Robert Laberge / Getty Images The first part of Lance Armstrong's confessional with Oprah Winfrey will air tonight on the Oprah...
View ArticleThe Manti Te'o Story Summed Up In One Perfect Usual Suspects Gif
Watch all the pieces of the “Lennay Kekua” hoax come together. The final scene of "The Usual Suspects" has never been better employed. H/T Mike HayesNOTE: If you created this GIF let us know! We want...
View Article"The Te'o" Is The Hot New Sex Position
If Cosmopolitan knows anything…it's sex positions. Source: cosmopolitan.com The best part? The lone comment over on Cosmo's website. H/T Elisa Benson at Cosmopolitan.
View ArticlePro Wrestler Zach Ryder Wrote A Song That You Have To Hear Immediately
“You say you moved on and found a new broski / but I don't want you back, girl, because you are a hoeski.” Source: youtube.com He's very excited about it: Via: @ZackRyder (h/t @Chillhartman)
View ArticleNotre Dame's Reaction To The Te'o Hoax Vs. Its Reaction To Sexual Assault...
An unflattering comparison. Brian Kelly and ND athletic director Jack Swarbrick. Image by Frank Polich / Getty Images As noted by writers from Salon and Jezebel this morning, Notre Dame's reaction to...
View ArticleLance Armstrong Tells Oprah That He Doped And Explains How
In the first part of his interview with Oprah, Lance Armstrong finally acknowledges that he cheated. Lance Armstrong spoke to Oprah tonight about the allegations of doping against him. He had a lot to...
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