The Thrilling Texans Are Underappreciated Because Their Quarterback Is Bald
Houston, the explosive team of Andre Johnson, J.J. Watt, and Arian Foster, has a Matt Schaub problem. Image by Dave Einsel / AP The Houston Texans are 10-1. Wide receiver Andre Johnson is playing like...
View ArticleNets Owner Mikhail Prokhorov Gave Shaq A Furry Russian Hat
The other Inside the NBA guys got them too. Mikhail Prokhorov is a kind and generous billionaire. Jay-Z is the face of the Brooklyn Nets, and until now the real man behind the team, Mikhail Prokhorov,...
View ArticleReferee Joey Crawford Makes A Terrible Call Then Dances
Joey's got moves. If it was anything, it was a charge, but referee Joey Crawford thought otherwise. Crawford calls a block and the Pacers go ahead by one. But in case you think the Lakers losing at...
View ArticleHow Not To Make A Sports T-Shirt
“I have a great idea. Let's make a T-shirt for Oklahoma City Thunder fans that reminds them of one of the few painful moments in franchise history.” (This is something someone must have said in a...
View ArticleOmer Asik Scores On The Wrong Hoop
The most consistently funny accident in sports. Omer Asik is an awesome defensive big man, but this play is pretty indicative of his offensive skills: accidental and humiliating. Source: youtube.com...
View ArticleConnor Barwin Is The NFL's Biggest Hipster
The Instagram account of the Houston Texan linebacker reveals a very dirty secret. He goes to hip indie-rock concerts, has a progressive haircut, and wears deep V-necks. Connor's brothers are...
View ArticleUnderage Detroit Red Wings Prospect Arrested For Driving With A 0.30 BAC...
As if drunk driving weren't embarrassing enough without costumes. Artist's rendering of the arrest. Riley Sheahan knows how to party. Last month, the minor league hockey player and former top pick of...
View ArticleA Middle Aged Woman's Tribute To A 19-Year-Old Football Player Will Make You...
“Johnny Football, how we love him… how we tingle when the football flies!” This is Johnny Football. He's only a redshirt freshman at Texas A&M, but he has a chance of winning the Heisman this...
View ArticleThis Is The NBA's Best Supporting Actor
Harrison Barnes is the star of the NBA's best dunk so far this year. But if we're doing this Oscars-style, Carl Landry wins Best Supporting. By now, you've probably seen it: Harrison Barnes threw down...
View ArticleNFL Players Use Viagra As A (Football) Performance Enhancer
Now we know what's going on in those fumble pileups! I mean, actually, we knew that already: ball-grabbing. Is that the Viagra you're taking for blood oxygenation purposes, or are you just happy to...
View ArticleMeet Zlatan (Zlatan!), The Folk-Hero Soccer Swede Behind The Year's Best Goal
A star who marches to his own drummer in an era of slick system players, he's like Jimmer Fredette if Jimmer Fredette had turned out to be the best basketball player in the NBA. He's all like, "Peace...
View ArticleDamian Lillard Is TERRIFIED Of Historic Statues
Well this is crazy. But it turns out he's not without weaknesses, as the Internet discovered when Lillard tweeted about his team's road trip to Washington DC. (AP/ Tony Gutierrez) Source:...
View ArticleThe Internet And Media Ruthlessly Mock An Overweight College Basketball Player
UCLA's Josh Smith has been struggling with his weight for years. Today he quit the basketball team, and a bunch of people took the chance to kick a kid while he was down. This is Joshua Smith. He's a...
View Article"Egyptian Popeye" May Be Stripped Of World Record For Biggest Arms
Oh, how the freakishly body modded have fallen. Following allegations of everything from steroids to synthetic oil injections, Guinness is conducting an investigation into whether or not Moustafa...
View ArticleWarwick Rowing Team Strips Down For 2013 Calendar
The team released a preview of their hottest rowers shedding clothes for their annual pictorial. NSFW-ish. View Entire List ›
View ArticleThis Beer Bong Fail Could Only Happen To A Browns Fan
Browns fan drowning in his sorrows, and his beer. Big Bob is a Browns fan. Being a Browns fan, Big Bob should know how to bong a beer. But Big Bob botches his bong, because Browns. Browns fans, what...
View ArticleThis Soccer Star's Face Scored On His Own Team
Wow, that has to hurt. During the 71st minute of yesterday's Tottenham-Liverpool game, Liverpool was trailing 2-0 when they took a corner kick. It was a beautifully placed corner that led to a header...
View ArticleAtari Teenage Riot: The Inside Story Of Pong And The Video Game Industry's...
On Nov. 29, 1972, a crude table-tennis arcade game in a garish orange cabinet was delivered to bars and pizza parlors around California, and a multi-billion-dollar industry was born. Here's how that...
View ArticleClippers Center DeAndre Jordan Scares People Wearing A Horse Mask
And he takes it a bit too seriously. What would you do if a 6'11" man in a horse mask jumped out from behind a corner? Soil yourself, probably.
View ArticleCheering For Cheaters: An Ohio State Fan Returns To The Fold
After a decade of scandal, what does it mean to have pride in Ohio State football? Image by Mark Duncan / AP Just under ten years ago, on a cool Arizona night, I stood in the first row of the second...
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