Just give him the damn ball.
Fulham striker Dimitar Berbatov is having a somewhat resurgent year after escaping Manchester United's bench, and scored his sixth Premier League goal of the season today.
After he scored, Berbatov took off his jersey to reveal a surprisingly brash message on his undershirt for a guy with six goals: "KEEP CALM AND PASS ME THE BALL."
Berbatov was given a yellow card for taking off his jersey. We imagine his manager won't be too pleased, either.
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