Who wins the epic battle of pubescent Caucasian cartoons?
Basketball
Forget the fact that Arnold is only allowed to pass to the coach's son — he shows no enthusiasm on the bench. Doug drains an underhand free throw for the win. Plus, check out his fly footwear!
ADVANTAGE: Doug
Diving
Here we have Doug showcasing his trademarked awkwardness with a bland and unmemorable pencil dive, while Arnold explodes off the diving board with an effortless backflip.
ADVANTAGE: Arnold
Baseball
Doug isn't very good at sports, but he's particularly bad at baseball. Arnold is a city kid. He plays street ball. No helmet. Case closed.
ADVANTAGE: Arnold
Bowling
Neither seem concerned about actually bowling. They're simply chatting up the ladies.
ADVANTAGE: Tie