Thomas E. Brady: Assistant to Senior Sales Broker.
Posted with the caption "Really thought I was going to need this after the 5th round," some of the highlights include his work as a Park Security Manager for the Ann Arbor Summer Festival and additional notes like, "Guided football team as starting quarterback to 1998 Big Ten Championship and postseason bowl victory."
I think from now "I am Tom Brady" will be sufficient enough.
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