“Yeah, I can’t go out tonight. I have to do laundry.”
1. You firmly believe that the Dyson Ball vacuum is one of the greatest inventions of our time.
2. And infomercials are now pretty damn convincing.
3. You've debated which toilet bowl cleaner to purchase.
4. But know exactly which toilet paper to buy.
5. You enjoy going to Bed Bath & Beyond.
6. And Pottery Barn.
7. Candles make you happy.
8. So do new socks.
9. You understand the importance of good Tupperware.
10. You've brought a dish over to someone's home.
11. And you're still pissed that they haven't returned it yet.
12. You consider going to the post office as a "busy weekend."
13. You'd rather just stay home than go out.
14. You know to avoid certain drinks/shots.
15. And you actually avoid them.
16. Crowded places easily frustrate you.
17. You have a strong desire to make your own pizza.
18. You know the best place to get a salad.
19. You realize your metabolism is not what it used to be.
20. You've discussed this issue with your friends.
21. You believe eating Honey Nut Cheerios is indulging.
