He’s just waiting for that third Tommy John surgery.
Before we begin, let's just make it clear that this is the Brian Wilson in question. Not the musician, not the Brian Wilson you knew in junior high, but the Dodgers' pitcher.
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Once upon a time (2006), Wilson played for the San Francisco Giants and looked like this:
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The reddish-brown beard came by 2007. We maybe should have known the importance Wilson places on facial hair by the meticulous manicuring of this incarnation.
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