A countdown from least to most severe. “You’re telling me we can’t redo the draft?”
When any league member misses the draft.
"Their season-long go-to excuse for losing is neatly in order."
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When the last place teams stop updating their lineup halfway through the season.
"Throwing in the towel before it's even over, huh?"
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When the league-wide consensus is to raise the buy-in fee two weeks into the season.
"Oh, this is going to cost me more money??"
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When someone steals your awesome team name.
"Are you telling me Multiple Scoregasms is taken?!"
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