Imagine you buy a new house. Then a hurricane comes, so you evacuate. You learn that your brand new house is totally underwater. What's the first thing you do? Call a sports talk radio show, obviously.

Dave's house had some serious damage done to it today. So of course he took some time to call New York sports radio staple Mike Francesa to talk about it and something far more important than a completely flooded home.

Yeah I know my house is underwater, but I have more important things to worry about. Like the red zone interceptions and sack fumbles. Obviously.

H/T Tom Ley at Deadspin.