I’m not crying, you’re crying.
The starting line is incredibly anticlimactic.
Uhh...shouldn't we be running and not ambling forward like cows out to pasture?
There are a lot more psychopaths who want to run 13.1 miles than you'd think.
Wow, where have you guys been all my life? Want to eat 13.1 pizzas at my place after this?
Every sign makes you laugh or cry.
I think the pounding of my feet on the pavement has unhinged my brain.
But there are some signs that make you irrationally angry.
I appreciate the support but why would you remind me of my mortality at a time like this? Or—even worse—that I'm only at mile 7???