Because football.
ING-GER-LAAAAAAAND!
Ing-Ger-Laaaaaaand, also known as England, are an international association football team that you should definitely support in the forthcoming FIFA World Cup.
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Why should you support England? Well, how about THEY INVENTED FOOTBALL IN THE FIRST PLACE?
That has to count for something, right?
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