“No, I’m not being ironic.”
"When are you shaving that?"
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You're dead to me. Please get out of my line of sight.
Ron Swanson — Mustache Owner
"Are you allowed near schools or playgrounds?"
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Shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.
Shaft — Mustache Owner
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"Dad?"
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Nope, but I know your mom.
Eddie Murphy — Mustache Owner
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"Where's the rest of your beard?"
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This is a life choice.
Robert Redford — Mustache Owner
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