“No, I’m not being ironic.”
"When are you shaving that?"
You're dead to me. Please get out of my line of sight.
Ron Swanson — Mustache Owner
"Are you allowed near schools or playgrounds?"
Shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.
Shaft — Mustache Owner
MGM Warner Brothers / Via youtube.com
"Dad?"
Nope, but I know your mom.
Eddie Murphy — Mustache Owner
Paramount Pictures / Via youtube.com
"Where's the rest of your beard?"
This is a life choice.
Robert Redford — Mustache Owner
20th Century Fox / Via youtube.com