Blame the Illuminati.
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*looks over shoulder* *beckons you down an alley*
LOOK, MAN. Look. Look at this shit. A shark fell from the sky onto a golf course. Like, a fucking shark. I mean, it's a small shark, sure, kind of more like a fish, but fish are sharks, too, right? No, I have that backward. Sharks are fish. Are sharks mammals? No, that's whales. Mammals will be next. Sure, they'll TELL YOU it was just picked up by a bird or something, but actually: the Illuminati.
Yeah. That's what happened here. Look, ok, quiet —
*opens manhole*
come down here
*closes manhole*
*lights match*
DON'T LOOK AT THE WALLS. They're watching us. Anyway, follow me. OK, so, what's going on here, I mean, there are sharks falling on to golf courses. Here, look at the shark.
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