This is what the Olympics are all about. Right?
Logan: When it comes to fashion, I'm like whoever is the most respected fashion designer in the world. Plus I have a subscription to Details, so, yeah, I guess you could say I'm an expert.
Matt: I have three pairs of pants and I DON'T have a subscription to Details, so, yeah, I guess you could say I'm more of an expert than Logan.
Andorra
Logan: I'm pretty sure I own this sweater. OMG! Did Andorra steal my sweater? Those jerks! Wait. No. There are, like, seven of them. Nevermind. Carry on, Andorra.
Matt: I asked for a Fair Isle sweater from my mom for Christmas. I guess J. Crew must have gotten the shipping address wrong.
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British Virgin Islands
Logan: I like that this outfit has NOTHING to do with the British Virgin Islands. Or maybe it does. I don't know. That bright scarf is distracting me and confusing me and I don't like it.
Matt: Power scarf. Power lifestyle.
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Bermuda
Logan: Talk about a BOLD move. I mean, in terms of risk-taking, Bermuda is da bomb. Unfortunately this bomb BLEW UP IN THEIR FACE! Because it's so ugly. (Whatever, I'm proud of that one).
Matt: They're wearing shorts...in Russia...at the Winter Olympics! That's called patriotism!
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