You don’t need to explain football to me, thanks.
"Let me explain to you what's going on in this game."
How you should reply: Unless I tell you otherwise, you can assume I'm following along, thanks.
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"You watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials, right?"
How you should reply: Seriously, almost everyone watches the Super Bowl partially for the commercials. Relax.
"You're going to bring food when you come over to watch the game, right?"
How you should reply: Because if you can't keep the lady in the kitchen, the lady should probably bring the kitchen with her, amiright?
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"Bet you wish Real Housewives/Revenge/Pretty Little Liars was on instead, huh?"
How you should reply: Even if I do like these shows, they can be DVR'd and watched later. Live sports can't be.
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