The sacking jokes just write themselves.
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Saeed: If I'm going to watch the Super Bowl without a Beyonce half-time performance, I'm gonna need some motivation. Let the search for inspiration begin!
Logan: Picking out hot men has apparently become one of my strengths here at BuzzFeed. I am very proud of this gift. Let's get started.
Methodology: Each of us went through the rosters and made our choices separately, then we compared notes.
Wesley Woodyard
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Who picked him? Both
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