“Who’s playing again?”
The Ex-Football Player
They will chew your ear off about their glory days and how they could've gone all the way. Now the only thing they're going all the way for is to the fridge for another 5,000 calories to add to their continually expanding fat rolls.
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The Coach
Says "if it were up to me" a lot.
The Gambler
Coin flip? First to score? How many chips can he fit in his mouth? It doesn't really matter, because all the gambler wants is to "make things interesting."
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The Clueless One
I understand the complexities of the NFL rulebook go over the heads of even the most diehard fans, but it's really not THAT hard to remember what a first down is. Like, five-year-olds can do it.
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