Because the face paint industry will never die.
The "I couldn't afford a helmet" Face
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The "What else are we going to spend our time doing? We live in Green Bay" Face
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The "Yeah, I did used to host Man Vs. Food. Turns out food always wins in the end" Face
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The "I'd be happy to hear your confession. No, I swear I'm definitely a real bishop" Face
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