OK, Canada, this is pretty great.
Minor league sports franchises live in relative anonymity to the casual sports fan. Their games typically don't draw huge crowds and only a handful of their players go on to make an impact on the professional level. But there is one thing minor league teams get right, and that's weird promotions.
The Calgary Hitmen are a Junior League team owned by the Calgary Flames that play in the Western Hockey League — to the average sports fan they might as well be a Quidditch team from Saturn.
