The Lakers are supposed to be one of the best basketball teams ever assembled, but they can't even win a preseason game! Ha. What losers.
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GUESS WHAT.
What?
The Lakers are 0-4! Celebrate! *
* A few small disclaimers:
1. They're 0-4 in the preseason, which, just like in football, doesn't mean a damn thing. These are basically glorified scrimmages that the NBA puts on TV so we can pretend that our teams have unlocked that last, secret door that stood between them and an NBA championship: "OH HELL YEAH, I MEAN, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF AN X-FACTOR JOSH CHILDRESS IS GOING TO BE FOR US THIS YEAR." (Josh Childress currently plays for the Hoboken Nets. I mean, the Staten Island Nets. I mean, the Bronx Nets. Dammit.)
