You gotta own it.
Jake Butt is a freshman tight end for the Michigan football team.
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Allusions to the double meaning of "tight end" — as in, it's both a football position and a way you could describe someone's butt — have a rich history.
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And now, here's this guy who plays "tight end," and his NAME is "butt." Can you imagine?!?!?
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