It's been a rough post-season for the highest paid player in the history of baseball.

The "My playoff batting average is whaaaat?" Face

.130 Alex. It's .130.

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The "No, I'm totally happy for you Raúl. I love when people pinch-hit for me and hit home runs." Face

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The "What part am I supposed to hold again?" Face

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The "How do people make their faces look sad? Like this? " Face

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