Seriously, there’s plenty to go around.
These ads for Stetson cologne.
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His weird affinity for velvet jackets.
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Just look at him dance!
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Because he STILL can't get over slipping to the 6th round.
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Dude, you've won three Super Bowls! Stop crying about the stupid draft! I'm pretty sure it worked out for you.