This bodes well for the Lakers' team chemistry! Not like they need to please four different All-Stars or anything!
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Kobe Bryant has wasted no time in creating a Lakers feud by sole virtue of his dickery. On Wednesday, Kobe took a totally weird and unnecessary dig at long-gone former Laker and awesomely-named not-Muppet Smush Parker:
It's not that Kobe's incorrect here; Smush Parker averaged a well below-average 12.0 PER in his two full seasons with Los Angeles. But why does Kobe, a guy who's making just under $28 million this year — the NBA's highest 2012-13 salary — feel the need to slam a dude who's playing in China right now? (Because Kobe is insane, that's why. He is a bloodthirsty vampire disguised as a basketball player. How do you think his knees regenerated so quickly?)
Anyway, thank Zeus that Smush Parker decided to strike back.