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Dirk Nowitzki is good at a lot of things. He's an 11-time NBA All-Star, a finals champion and a league MVP. Dirk has also proven to be goofy and pretty down to earth over the course of his career, which you don't typically expect from an unorthodox German 7-footer with a penchant for shooting beyond the arc.
(Dirk is on the left. You know, just in case you couldn't identify the 7-foot tall German NBA player in the photo.)
However this off-season Dirk appears to be making a concerted effort to show the world all the things he isn't so good at, such as diving in soccer...