Carly Rae has an excuse — she’s not an athlete — but what about John Wall and Denard Robinson?
Update - July 15, 11:00 a.m. EDT: This piece has been updated and re-posted to reflect Carly Rae Jepsen's recent outstanding contribution to field of tragicomically poor ceremonial first pitches.
New Addition: Carly Rae Jepsen
Her leg kick is pretty decent. And at least she handled it well.
Mariah Carey
High heels. Aim is actually pretty good.
Cincinnati mayor Mark Mallory
Mark maintains eye contact the whole time, as if to say, "Go pick this up."