If you don’t know, now you know (who to root for).
LeBron James
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Pros:
- The best player in the NBA.
- Can play any position extremely well.
- Super strong.
- People seem really into whether he wears a headband.
- Hasn't done anything egomaniacal or entitled in a year or two.
Cons:
- Complains. A lot.
- Flops.
- We're still talking about the guy from The Decision.
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Tim Duncan
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Pros:
- Makes the exact right play a freakishly high percentage of the time.
- Very good teammate.
- Got that hook shot.
Cons:
- Emotionless face and aforementioned total perfection makes him hard to relate to.
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Dwyane Wade
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Pros:
- Dating Gabrielle Union.
- Excellent shooter after receiving a cortisone shot.
- Can throw a full-court alley-oop.
Cons:
- Spells his name wrong.
- When he's off, he's really off.
- Big ego.
- Constant flopper.
- Drama queen.
- Whiner.
- We don't like Dwyane Wade that much.
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Tony Parker
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Pros:
- Great facilitator.
- Can speak French.
- Calls Tim Duncan "Timmy."
Cons:
- Has a hamstring injury.
- Is French.
- French jokes still always funny for some reason.
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