The dog is OK, though!
Recently, we had a little soccer game going on in Argentina.
Then a dog ran onto the pitch! Dogs are wont to run, but they are not wont to go on soccer fields, nor are they *wanted* on soccer fields, unless it was a soccer game played by dogs, which would be cool.
Then...oh shit. Dude, what are you doing with that dog. You shouldn't carry dogs that way: they're not watering cans. PUT THAT DOG DOWN.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TRY TO THROW THE DOG OVER A FENCE DON'T DO THAT AHHH
