So that’s why the Dow’s been going up.
What an amazingly good month for the stock market. The Dow Jones Industrial Average is at all-time record levels. Is it due to jobs? Increased wages? A HOUSING BOOM?
Ha, nice try, Wall Street nerds. Obviously, it's due to all the disposable income Americans are using to buy Redskins quarterback and soon-to-be-husband Robert Griffin III some wedding gifts!
Source: whosay.com