Maybe. But probably. Almost certainly. Definitely.
Via: Mark J. Terrill / AP
It was up in the air yesterday whether Spurs star Tim Duncan would play in Game 1 of his team's series against the Warriors. He was said to be suffering from "flu-like symptoms," a common catchall sports-injury term that could mean any number of things.
Here's how San Antonio basketball writer Mike Monroe described said symptoms, though, when he reported that Duncan would play:
I think I know what he's referring to. He's referring to uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea.
Then, with 4:30 left in the fourth quarter of the game last night, Duncan suddenly walked off the court into the Spurs' locker room. He would later return to play, and there have been no reports that he suffered any bodily injury during the game.